Tag Archives: Nigel Farage

Tired of politics? #Me too

Posted on 30/09/2019 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

My political engagement has waned in recent times. Is my assimilation into the capitalist matrix complete and was it always inevitable? Clearly cynical concerns have asserted prominence at the expense of altruistic diligence; be it training to (hopefully) improve my … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged #I quit, #Me Too - but yeah not you, Alec Baldwin, Attention. Interest. Decision. Action., B&Q have nothing in stock, Brexit is intractable, daft sub-Reddit, Danny Dyer Header? #Er what?, David Icke can see George Soros is a lizard, Did I get the right Baldwin?, George Soros is a lizard, GlenGarry GlenRoss, Goldie Looking Chain, Goldie Looking Chain groupthink, It was either Danny Dyer or David Icke. Icke might have been funnier., Knuckle duster yerself, New Stateman's erudite Champagne Socialist columnists with their Firsts from Oxford are a waste of skin, Nigel Farage, Nye Bevan, Politics, Soundbar audio-return-channel specifications are...something?, The Paul Pogba epiphany, This piece is really crap - sorry, Tired of Brexit, Why did shagpile go out of fashion? Maybe Brexit will save us all and bring it back? | Leave a comment

We blew it.

Posted on 11/11/2016 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Leonard Cohen once prophesied ‘Democracy is coming, to the USA’. But despite its lyrical brilliance I highly doubt he would have pictured Donald Trump ever becoming America’s president when ‘Democracy’ was penned twenty-five years ago. I recognise there’s something macabre … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Cohenism is better than all the other isms, Democracy is coming to the USA, Destructive soapboxing, Digitalism, Disengaged age, Donald Trump, Easy Rider, Facebook, Gone for politics as the category but I dunno really, Justifiably karmic, Leonard Cohen, Media, Newspapers, Nigel Farage, Piousness, Reaganism, RIP Lenny, Terrorism, Thatcherism, The Future, The Simpsons were right, Twitter, We blew it, Will people wake up and stop being so cuntish?, Wyatt and Billy blew it too man | 2 Comments

We’ve lost the plot, haven’t we?

Posted on 27/06/2016 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

It’s a thought that I’ve been slowly coming around to for a while, and then the already tiresome, nauseating EU referendum intensified with tribal, polarised ‘debates’, a batshit crazy, cynical and malicious Orwellian photo-op and an American style political assassination. Then … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged 'Are we crazy' - a crazy fascist foreigner once said, England, EU, Jimmy Saville is dead and Rolf's in the nonce wing, Leave, Lecter mask!, Madness were at Glasto this year?, Nigel Farage, Northern Ireland, Remain, Scotland, Wales | Leave a comment

General Election 2015 – The Final Countdown

Posted on 05/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And so here we are on the verge of a General Election, and yes, this is just what everybody needs, another mouthy dickhead with a blog writing a highly speculative article about it, because there haven’t been nearly enough of … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Blackmail, Blairism, BNP, Chuka Umunna, Crack cocaine, Creationism, Cuntism, Daily Mail, David Cameron, Douglas Alexander, DUP, Ed Miliband, England, FPTP, From Bury to Borehamwood, General Election 2015, Gennie Leckies, Holyrood, Irish Reunification, It's The Final Countdown by fucking Journey, Jim Murphy, Jimbo, Judas, Justin Bieber, Krokodil, Labourities are shite, Lib Dems, Mhairi Black, Mortal Kombat, Muppets, Nick Clegg, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage is a cunttwat, Nigel Farage is a twat, Northern Ireland, Oswald Mosley, Plaid Cymru, schadenfreude, Scotland, Scottish Independence, Scottish Labour, Screenwipe, SDLP, Sinn Fenn, SNP, Telepathic seals trying to make our kids transgender and dat, Terrorism, Thatcherism, Too many tags lad!, Tory Bastards, Tory McTernan, UKIP, Wales, Welsh Independence, Westminster, Xenophobia | 1 Comment

The Telly Is Shite

Posted on 28/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I really shouldn’t give a toss But the telly is fucking dross I brace myself, pick up the remote Land on a soap; generic, inchoate And immediately my thoughts float, Like Libyans fleeing on a leaky boat Switch over to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged Bargain Cunt, BBC, BBC bias, BBC Four, Crap Poetry, Crap Poetry Corner, Dale Winton's tan, Gary Neville, I smell shite, Jamie Carragher, Jeremy Kyle, Katie Hopkins, Labour, Libyans, Long and crappy poem, Long and Ranty, Louis Theroux, Masterchef, Mastercunts?, Michael Portillo on a train, MTV needs to be put down, Newsnight, Newswipe, Niall Quinn's never had an original thought in his entire life, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage & Jeremy Kyle doing it with style, Ranty, Ray Winstone's massive fucking head, schadenfreude, Sky, Syrians, Telly, That fucking meerkat advert, Tories, Transgender kids, UKIP, X-Factor indoctrination | Leave a comment