Manchester City look set to be punished, finally. But it’s fair to wonder if it’s too little too late.

The 1st of July 2003. If you’re unsure of the significance of this date, it was the day that Ken Bates officially sold Chelsea football club to Roman Abramovich.

On the 29th September 2026 Manchester City were found guilty of financial impropriety by the Premier League between 2009 and 2018. Mostly for paying staff members undeclared salaries and “sham” payments from state owned Abu Dhabi sponsors. It was a day I and many others started to doubt would arrive.

When City’s guilt was announced, I thought back to the landscape immediately before Abramovich’s arrival. Some would argue that the Premier League was on track to become the grotesquely rapacious entity it is today – irrespective of Abramovich’s takeover of Chelsea. Politically the country was, and still is, wedded to Thatcherism and Blairism’s obsession with courting private wealth to drive growth, rather than through domestic productivity. Everything had a price.

My recollection – this outcome didn’t feel inevitable pre-Abramovich. Virtually all English clubs were owned by British businessmen, many of them having supported that club their entire lives. There are countless examples. Alan Sugar at Spurs. David Moores at Liverpool and Martin Edwards at Manchester United both inherited their majority shareholdings from family. Arsenal had been owned by the Hill-Wood family for most of the twentieth century and of course Jack Walker at Blackburn Rovers. It was Walker who created the template that Abramovich’s Chelsea and then Abu Dhabi’s Manchester City would borrow: an owner ploughing in personal funds to increase the club’s spending capability, to the point where it greatly exceeded its rivals, as a shortcut to contention and eventually silverware.

But this is where intent matters. None of the British owners mentioned above mendaciously used these clubs to launder state reputations, gain political influence or ingratiate themselves in the upper echelons of society. Indeed Sugar, Moores and Edwards were all somewhat disliked by their respective fanbases for various reasons. They were living their dream – to paraphrase Peter Risdale – as fans trying to help their club succeed. Being the person whose decisions led to it was a form of egotism everyone could comprehend. Most would do it too – if they could afford it.

Speaking of Risdale, he’s an example that having a real fan in charge of a club’s purse could be destructive. He almost bankrupted Leeds United, and saw them relegated, by using club debt to fund lavish spending beyond its means. It’s one of the reasons why the Premier League’s profit and sustainability rules exists today – to dissuade individuals from going rogue and spending money that is not theirs, and in extreme cases jeopardising a football club’s existence.

Abramovich’s arrival, and its hyper-inflationary distortion on football, is another reason. His goals were wholly individual and not collective. This was a foreign Oligarch with no connection to London, never mind Chelsea FC, who amassed billions from the loans-for-shares privatization program, right after the fall of the Soviet Union and its chaotic and clumsy shift from a communist to capitalist system. He bought Chelsea to diversify and cleanse the money made from ill-gotten gains. What better way to win over the British establishment than with flattery – specifically appealing to the city of London’s sense of exceptionalism by parking a lot of his money here in Blighty. With over two billion pounds spent buying Chelsea and financing transfer spending and player salaries, pocket change to Abramovich, his name is still sung by their fans. Only Vladimir Putin ruined it for Roman by invading Ukraine.

Autocratic petrostates were watching and now felt they could do far more than just emulate Abramovich. Given its global appeal, being allowed to own a Premier League club is an effective means to legitimize, even glamorise, your brand of state autocracy. A pre-requisite for this to succeed – operating in an openly corrupt way has to appear desirable. It helped Abu Dhabi’s cause that the football authorities were apathetic about fairness and integrity for so long, while investing in UK infrastructure projects curried favour with the political classes. Modern fandom’s transactional slavishness assisted the objective too – if simpletons equate cheating to flash big money signings and success on the pitch, morals become optional and they’ll bend the knee. Still, for this to work optimally, it’s not just about buying a club. It had to be one that was success starved, and ideally had a massive inferiority complex. Manchester City fit both criteria perfectly.

American billionaires also saw the immense commercial opportunity of the Premier League and wanted their slice. Everyone who mattered was making bank; clubs, players, agents, sponsors and TV rights holders. Few asked questions. Existing club owners or fans were too blinded by the inflation in club valuations or tribalistic self-interest to care that the Premier League had started to court people with no scruples.

Did the Premier League and successive UK governments truly want this reckoning? Would the Premier League’s or UEFA’s investigations into Manchester City’s finances have occurred without investigative German publication Der Spiegel and Portuguese hacker and journalist Rui Pinto? Of course not. Emails they leaked exposed the scale of the financial deceit and the contempt of Manchester City’s owners and administrators towards the rules.

It would be far easier to ignore the misdeeds of City’s owners given the political difficulties and legal challenges that will inevitably come in the event of their dismissal from professional football. Andy Burnham’s comments revealed where his priorities lie, and the corrupting influence of foreign wealth on our politicians – that he would be “really concerned to lose them” if Abu Dhabi were to withdraw investments from the UK due to sporting sanctions, as they were a “huge partner in the building of modern Manchester”.

If not for the leaks, I suspect City would’ve gotten away with it. That’s why Abu Dhabi are so irate. Being publicly rebuked plays its part. Nobody in Abu Dhabi would dare. They also did everything that was expected of them to be excused their misdeeds. Done methodically, with panache, the plucky underdog becoming top dog narrative was construed as meritocratic by halfwit client journalists and general pondlife. City’s near total dominance on the pitch under Pep Guardiola also enhanced one of the Premier League’s implied appeals – hard work and patience is for losers, so perhaps your club will be next to receive the philanthropic effects of sportswashing.

Sportswashing. I always found the term to be insufficient. It doesn’t capture what Abu Dhabi have achieved since 2008. For a start City’s flagrant cheating belies one of sportswashing’s core aims: “the practice of using sports to improve a tarnished reputation, distract from controversy, or divert attention away from unethical or illegal activities”.

Among many, Abu Dhabi United Group’s ownership of Manchester City has never been viewed as a legitimate enterprise. The state proxy’s true goal was something far grander than encouraging wealthy Tories to holiday at The Ritz-Carlton in Abu Dhabi, enticing entrepreneurs to emigrate for the low taxes, or obscuring the lack of basic freedoms afforded to specific groups in the seven emirates. It was to make us more like them by weakening our belief in democratic norms. Those things that guide standards of private and public life; that nobody is above the law and that our tradition of political plurality – the kind they do not believe in or practise – remains robust, where fairness matters and that the masses can collectively oppose policy, forms of power or corruption.

City’s owners agreed to a set of rules, with the intention of breaking said rules, while expecting other clubs to abide by them. Not only was that unfair and deceitful, but their scheme, coupled with insufficient regulation, inculcated a sense of helplessness in the wider public and eroded confidence that everyone can be held to account. Autocrats rule by force at home, but can also utilise immense wealth to attempt to supersede accountability abroad.

But this abomination at Manchester City happened only through an existing tolerance of Abramovich’s clear stratagem – a collective willingness to undervalue that fair competition is an essential aspect of sport. I have real doubts that can ever be fully recovered through imposing penalties on Manchester City after the fact. Not after twenty plus years of normalisation.

Everyone has had their say on what the punishment for Manchester City should be – points deductions, relegation, expulsion from the football league, transfer bans, fines and restitution payments to other clubs, or retrospectively stripping Manchester City of trophies won.

A combination of the above will be rightfully levied against the club. But the only outcome that matters is creating an established deterrent, that emphatically penalises owners who believe that cheating is beneficial.

Abu Dhabi have not only shown a lack of contrition but a combative obstinacy in resisting the Premier League’s investigation, and utilised rhetoric that is conspiratorial in tone. That and the scale of their cheating makes them not fit and proper to own a football club. But what I find most distasteful is their behaviour and what it reveals – they have no respect for the competitive culture that made and makes English football what it is. Removing them is a necessary first step, and the only hope to restoring the game’s sense of self-respect and our respect for it.

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Song Of The Day – Are You… Can You… Were You (Felt) by Shabazz Palaces

From the album “Black Up” (2011)

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Song Of The Day – Love Tempo by Love Company

From the reissue “Love Tempo” (2018)

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We’re getting another round of AI superintelligence scaremongering, and here’s why you should reject it

Each new hour holds new chances for a new beginning. The horizon leans forward, offering you space to place new steps of change – excerpt from On the Pulse of Morning by Maya Angelou.

The above poem describes evolution’s inevitability and how humanity, fortuitously, has surpassed this. We’re unique in having the opportunity to perpetually reshape the future. Only now we’re outsourcing it to the wrong people.

Speaking of the wrong people – a year and half has passed since I first aired my suspicions of claims that, in the near future, advancements in AI would dramatically improve everyone’s life.

Back then, the trillionaire gobshite and his army of gilet and chino clad acolytes were triumphantly so assured. Within a few years everything would be cheaper. It would cannibalise most rudimentary jobs, with universal basic income allowing us to squander our lives by being Graham Linehan sized horrible cunts on social media.

Best of all it would necessitate an end to the heavily deregulated “trickle up” economic model of the last fifty years, which has steadily eroded living standards for the vast majority of people. Even the Thatcherite pondlife who hand-wring that our economy will collapse without “wealth creators” would have to fall in line. It would be utopia for them too – with virtually no human labour required businesses will cost less to run and our precipitous decline in literacy won’t matter.

Such claims, especially the timelines of implementation, always felt preposterous and delusional. I’m reminded of an incident twenty years ago where some peculiar Godbotherer (I can’t remember what the loopy sui-generis Quaker adjacent denomination was) turned up at my door, replete with leaflets that showed animals unbound and living communally with humans. Drawn were grizzly bears, geese, wolves, tigers, fuck off turtles, badgers, gorillas, lions, eagles, rabbits, elephants, komodo dragons (or some other species of large lizard), swans, corgis, parrots, lemurs, small children and silver haired hippies all in harmony and hugging it out at this latitude. Keeping a straight face was difficult, trust me, and it’s equally hard not to scoff at the latest wave of mendacious AI superintelligence claims doing the rounds.

Because back in the real world there is scant evidence that superintelligent AI is here, or will be soon. I still have my lowly, primitive job, and I’m busier than I have ever been. They’re hiring more people where I work too. The cost of living? Food, petrol, energy, housing – it all keeps going up exponentially (and it aint the Strait of Hormuz being closed bruv), as do the profits for the asset owning class.

The creep of automation is at a snail’s pace and that isn’t uniform across all employment sectors. But we are getting more laughably janky robotics and a preponderance of unconvincing AI deepfakes that’s finally throttled what remained of the porn industry. Ignore all the lack of real-world consequences though, AI can now create Will Smith having conversations with a semi realistic individual while eating pasta normally. Just four years ago he was chewing it through his cheek, while his arms shot out of his ringpiece. Amazing. But yeah, be afraid, superintelligence is a-comin, innit.

The AI hype has become a grift industry. Victoria Derbyshire recently interviewed the “Godfather of AI”. In said interview he delivered his zinger with an indifference that bordered on comatose – that a ten percent chance that AI could wipe out humanity in the next decade “sounds not unreasonable”.

Quite a claim. But why ten percent and not twelve, or eight point six? And why the next ten years, not five? Not seven? Not twenty? You’ll notice the constant caveating through the use of “could” or “may”. Would he have been interviewed at all if he stated there was a less than one percent chance? This inclination for silly hyperbole typifies the media age we exist in, and helps the AI oligarchs to do their bidding – much reporting functions to capture interest and dim understanding rather than inform us.

Conspiracy theories are dismal, but it’s hard to resist the temptation here, given the media’s willing complicity, that this round of AI superintelligence scares are planned and planted. It’s noticeable that the latest “it’s fully autonomous” story where AI agents independently hacked into something and worked in concert together, some even sacrificing themselves to achieve the collective goal, comes as the tech oligarchs are now being met with robust public resistance to the AI industry’s first significant physical intrusion on civilian topography – data centres.

Data centres are unpopular not for their lack of functionality or commercial viability, but their size, consumption of resources, encroachment on nature and noise pollution. The best way to counter any opposition to them? Increasing our perceived reliance on AI technology with infrastructure and bluster of our susceptibility to AI’s advancement.

Pumping up the capability, and in this case necessity, of a product is marketing 101, even these whistleblowers grassing that the speed of AI advancement is going unchecked falls into this category. Sam “just one more war in the Middle East” Harris is a fully paid-up member of this AI could SkyNet us groupthink. An unwelcome video of his popped in my suggested videos YouTube feed, with a suitably clickbait title “Coin toss whether AI takes over”.

In most cases airing concerns over what superintelligent AI might do to us of its own volition is not designed to mobilize people against AI’s grotesque infrastructure requirements and the finance bubble it relies upon, but a positioning of fatuous intellectual vanity to appear prophetic. If correct, nobody will be around for Harris to smugly say I told you so.

Focusing on the speculative ways AI could gain complete autonomy from humans misses the bigger more immediate threat – what those who control and own the technology intend to do with the resources it has yielded them to date.

The main mode of protecting our freedom is liberty for all under the law. The rush of data centres being built has been the most consequential AI related development in the last two years. They are multiplying, sporing like fungi. The data centre rush is a blatant flex by these AI billionaires to capture and hoard resources, making them less accessible for you and me – energy, land and water (and many computer components, including graphics cards – the horrible swine). It isn’t the only means. The nefarious influence the tech and crypto dickheads are having on politics with huge donations is another downstream example of mass conforming to the AI bubble. Then there’s Musk’s tenure owning Twitter, it’s now a petri-dish of disinformation on all number of subjects, AI included.

Flooding the zone need not be limited to daft speculation or disinformation about, say, immigration, with a slew of fake statistics, claims or anecdotes. It can also take the form of our redundant preoccupations with semantics. For instance – whether Israel has committed a genocide in Gaza. Having a debate about what to call industrial scale murder is not only an extravagance but worrying about the wrong thing. It’s as redundant as worrying about hypotheticals of artificial intelligence wiping us out when the owners of AI companies are actively shaping economies to their benefit and our detriment.

There’s always been a class struggle for rights, usually between those of means and those who rely on labour. But I’m starting to wonder whether AI’s future success will be shaped by a battle between those who are bamboozled or cowed into inertia by the threat of AI’s superintelligence, and those who see it and reject it and the associated infrastructure for what it is – an elitist, anti-human, nihilistic abomination.

I genuinely believe opposition to data centres can be that class warfare trigger, but only if we ignore all the bluffs. Why am I so confident? AI’s encroachment has the capacity to offend everyone. The supposition I’ve personally found most offensive – that AI will supersede art made by humans.

Nobody wants books, movies, sculptures, paintings, installations, TV or music that is made by AI. Artistic endeavors and artists are appreciated because their creation is an inherently and exclusively human behaviour. It is not an affectation of humanity, it is humanity. AI cannot write prose fiction, it struggles with consequential thinking from one sentence to the next, not to mention failing to grasp human irrationality. Music? Get tae fuck cunt. I’d rather listen to stuff made by hacks, such as that twat who wears a marshmallow head, Deadmau5 and Fred Again than a jingle made by an OpenSource based algorithm, especially as the ones we have now suggest Sam Harris videos to me occasionally.

Yet despite AI offering a mediocre suite of products thus far some are worried about AI Superintelligence. But that makes sense. So many of us are chronically online in our echo chambers, consuming the propaganda of this being the shape of progress and that makes it harder to discern the real threat in front of us – ourselves, by meekly accepting the ascendency of AI, and the clowns who runs these companies, as inevitable.

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Song Of The Day – African Roots by King Tubby

From the album “Declaration Of Dub” (2002)

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