Category Archives: Sports
Will FSG get away with demolishing Jürgen Klopp?
Yeah, sure, the title is clickbait. A similar tactic is used by the utterly vapid ESPN.co.uk, who utilise antagonistic headlines to encourage hits on a plethora of shitty opinion pieces lamenting faux crises at ‘big clubs’ (usually because they failed … Continue reading
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Tagged Borussia Dortmund, Boston Red Sox, Brendan Rodgers, Cynicism, Damien Comolli, FSG, Jürgen Klopp, John W Henry, Kenny Dalglish, LIverpool FC, Luis Suarez, Mainz 05, Michael Edwards, Mike Gordon, Phil Coutinho, Rafa Benitez, Raheem Sterling, The Arsenal model is the dream, Tom Hicks & George Gillett, Tom Werner, Using stats to make money in football
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The Premier League 2016/17 Preview
As with most fans of the beautiful game the excitement of a new season encroaches steadily. Each step builds your anticipation – in early June the transfer window opens, at the start of July the first wave of players report … Continue reading
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Tagged Alan Pardew is a toucher, All PL owners are greedy bastards, Antonio Conte's successful hair transplant, Arsenal, Arsenal to win the league - and no I'm not smoking crack cocaine, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, ESPN's shameless clickbait, Everton, FUCK OFF TONY PULIS YOU NED SKIP HAT WEARING HOOF THE BALL BORING CUNT, Gotta love Leicester City's title win and Claudio Ranieri's interpretation of English, Hull City, Hull City are fucked, I'm exhausted after doing this, I'm not ready for this, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt, Leicester City, Liverpool, Liverpool will be shite again, Manchester City, Manchester United, Middlesbrough, Ronald Koeman's impending depression, Southampton, Stoke City, Swansea City, The Paul Pogba gavage, Too many tags, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, West Ham United are squatters
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So, just what made Muhammad Ali ‘The Greatest’?
People die every day; if you’re jammy you get old before this happens. That makes Muhammad Ali one of the fortunate. There’s been enough gushing opinion on the internet about him, so I won’t add to it, nor personalise it … Continue reading
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Tagged Atlanta 96, Cassius Clay, George Foreman, Hated exercise - just like Karl Pilkington, Joe Frazier, Live the rest of your life like a champion, London 2012, Muhammad Ali, People die every day, Sebastian Coe is twatcunt, The Greatest, To be sui generis, YouTube video binge
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Here’s to another summer of schadenfreude.
The Great British summer. Bluebottles swarm around massive dog shits festering on roasting concrete. Warmer air elevates the potency of body odours, petrol fumes, dog piss and the remnants of discarded beverages. Glass shards from bottles line the gutters. Dogs … Continue reading
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Tagged 'Chumbawamba weren't politcial - they were just crap', Agincourt, ‘St. George’s flag twat’ wearing a Sun hat, Bitter Scotsman here, David Beckham, England, Fat Les, Football, Football's coming home to Tory bastards & UKIP voters, Gazza, Golden Generation, If you're gonna hate - hate hard, Let's all laugh at Alan Shearer's management career, Luis Suarez, Paul Scholes, Penalty shootouts, Roy 'Owl Face' Hodgson, Saggy bums in showers, Shove your trumpet up your arse, Sports, Steven Gerrard, Summer of schadenfreude, The Great British summer, Too many tags, Waterloo, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney is 'special', Wayne Rooney is fat, Why is Bryan Robson nicknamed 'Tampax'? He was often in one week - out for three
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Final Final Furlong, Ever!
I’ve been doing my Premier League pre-season prediction and update columns for three years now, though it seems much longer than that. Anyway, it’s the sort of thing that seemed like a good idea at the time, as the first … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, Aston Villa, Aston Villa are dead human skin, Aye I compared the popularity of the Premier League's conservatism to the Bourbon Restoration - bet that's never happened before, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Feel like a sad bastard writing all of this guff, I'm picking Leicester City for the league - fuck me!, Joleon Lescott is a twat, Last time EVER!, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley stripping! Wowsers in my trousers!, Mini Louis Van Gaal, Never again Ken!, Newcastle United, Nic Cage laughing gif is still the best, Norwich City, Premier League 2015/16, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The Final Furlong, The Premier League is rubbish, The Premier League Quarterly Report, Tony Pulis dresses like Jimmy Saville if Jimmy was a dogger, Took a swipe at David Moyes, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United
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