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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Final Final Furlong, Ever!
I’ve been doing my Premier League pre-season prediction and update columns for three years now, though it seems much longer than that. Anyway, it’s the sort of thing that seemed like a good idea at the time, as the first … Continue reading
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Half-Way Point
Like Groundhog Day, I’m repeating myself in these Premier League columns, regurgitating the same thought, but, alas, it’s true – the Premier League continues to decline at an alarming rate. Superficially obfuscating this is its immense wealth and a delusional … Continue reading
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Quarter Way Point
And just like that we’re already at the quarter way point of the premier league. The speed with which time passes becomes truly frightening if you dwell on it, so let’s not. Usually by now we’ve passed the Panagea phase, … Continue reading
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Tagged A load of nonsense, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Big Sam's back, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Leicester City, Less than 5000 words! Hell yeah!, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a twatcunt, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Premier League, Premier League 2015/16, Putting the 'ü' in Jürgen, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Sunderland are really shite, Swansea City, Tactics Tim, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Worst to First
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The 2015/16 Premier League Preview
So here we go again, another Premier League season is about to begin. Usually this should induce a feeling of excitement as football’s one of the few things that manages to make the uncertain and uncertainty that is the future … Continue reading
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Tagged Alan Pardew is a genius at getting high class escorts to his pad, American sports are shit and so are their owners, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, If you have a life - don't read this, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Ponzi Schemes, Premier League 2015/16, Premier League Preview, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The 2015/16 Premier League Preview, Tony Pulis is an artist, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Word count: 9121 (I must be mad)
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Relegation Day
When it comes to the last weekend of the Premier League season it would be better if the title was on the line, but a relegation scrap is a passable consolation prize. Its appeal is both engrossing and macabre, akin … Continue reading
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