Tag Archives: Brexit

Football Manager 2021 has proven an excellent distraction during lockdown, but it’s missing a certain something

Posted on 28/02/2021 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Still on furlough then? Or having to work from home? Aww diddums. This spuriously designated key worker says fuck the lot of you. Have you finished Netflix and Amazon Prime yet? Gone down too many YouTube rabbit holes? Finished your … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged 4Chan shitposting, Amazon Prime, Billy Butcher, Brexit, Covid-19, Destroying Millwall FC, FM2021, Fucking diabolical, HYYTS, John Lambie, Kick It Out, Maxim Tsigalko, Mugshot, Netflix, Online Poker, Partick Thistle, Remainer, Sports Interactive, spuriously designated key worker, Steam, T.H.I.S.T.L.E, The Locust, Ugly SOB, YouTube | Leave a comment

Yes, Godless is a comfortable watch

Posted on 31/01/2020 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

After playing too much Red Dead Redemption 2 and doing a marathon re-watching of Deadwood over the Christmas and New Year period, observing the frontier west’s predilection for nihilism, a specific mania often induced by solitude, remains enticing. Surely this … Continue reading →

Posted in TV | Tagged 1880’s, 2020, Alice Fletcher, Brexit, Christopher Reeve, Coronavirus - was aint scared hoe, Crap camping, Deadwood, Frank Griffin, Frontier, Godless, Happy New Year y'all, Jeff Daniels, Kobe Bryant, La Belle, Modernity, Netflix, OLED TV, Roy Goode, SAS black-ops, Snowflakes | Leave a comment

Addicted to Porn

Posted on 31/05/2019 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

‘Mr Mansfield-Bosworth, what are the justifications for tabling said policy?’ ‘We aim to make it another facet of the post-Brexit strategy’ ‘And why is that?’ ‘It’ll be for the youth’ ‘The youth?’ ‘Yes, and I haven’t seen this brought up … Continue reading →

Posted in Fiction | Tagged Addicted to Porn, Anti-abortion, augmented breasts, Brexit, Buttplugs, Derek Dong, Desperate Househusbands 2, Ejaculation, Escourting, Eyeball licking, Fetishes, Fiction, Fur suit fucking, Jeremy Kyle, LGBT, Mandingo members, Mansfield-Bosworth, Maria Master-Bates, Max Clifford, necrophilia, Neil Hamilton, paedophilia, Porn, porn exposé, PornHub, Red Tops, Romanian fruit pickers, Shagging in the Auschwitz gas chambers, Sodomised with a cucumber, Sorry this is nearly 3000 words long, Stacey Slapp, Stephen Byers, Untermenschen | Leave a comment

How to play the long game in 2019, just wait

Posted on 30/01/2019 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Last spring I wanted the SNP to agitate for another independence referendum then and there. It would’ve been as catastrophically ill-judged as Brexit’s turning out to be. Can you keep the heid while your opponent loses theirs and parse things … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Alex Salmond, Brexit, Britishness, EU, Good Friday Agreement, Hitler, Jeremy Corbyn is a useless twat, Keep the Heid, No Deal, Northern Ireland, Omnishambles is a great word, People’s Vote, Pink Elephant, Rab C Nesbitt, Scotland, SNP, The Heebie Jeebie, Waiting, Wales | Leave a comment

Essential Listening: The Best Albums Of 2018

Posted on 30/12/2018 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

We survived. Well, most of us. As with my best songs of the year list, this list is restricted to ten and is in alphabetical order. However, the title of this post is somewhat disingenuous as I haven’t restricted this … Continue reading →

Posted in Essential Listening | Tagged 1/3, 2/3, 2018, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Blood Orange, Boards Of Canada, Bon Dylan, Bootlegs, Brexit, Brian Eno, Compilation, Compro, Dance Hall Style, Deadline Paranoia, Essential Listening, Gabe Gurnsey, Horace Andy, Jeremy Corbyn is a cowardly twat, Kate Bush, Keith Richards, King Of Cowards, Leaving via a Gatwick drone, Machinedrum, Negro Swan, New Year, NTS Sessions 1-4, Oil Of Every Pearl's Un-insides, Oregon, Pet Shop Boys, Physical, Piano & A Microphone, Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs, Prince, Reeperbahn, Reissue, Scott Walker, Skee Mask, SOPHIE, Soya milk drinking welly wearing yoghurt producing vegan types, Switched on Eugene, The Purple One, Too lazy and tired to do a bigger list, Various, Voices Of Freedom | Leave a comment