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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard. 'Mediocre blogger and a piously boring and unfunny writer'. Enthusiastic purveyor of the KLF sheep.

You stupid bastards

Posted on June 12, 2017

The only thing sillier than predicting the future is the future itself. Now maybe that’s been said before, in fact it probably has, though perhaps slightly differently. I’ve probably read it and it’s been lodged in the ever shrinking subconscious … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Buckfast Brexit, Corbynism is more popular than Blairism, DUP Teletubbies hate Catholics, Election 2017, Euthanise your ringpiece cancer with Vindaloo, Good Riddance to UKIP, Indyref2 is dead on Twitter until the Brexit negotiations start, Kezia Dugdale is a waste of skin, Let's carpet bomb rural Aberdeenshire and Perthshire, Michael Gove to shaft Aberdeenshire Fishermen and Farmers - silver linings and all that, Neo-liberal Labourites tactically voting Tory might be the stupidest people ever, No Surrender to Gerry Adams' beard, Past my Logan's Run point, Politics, Ruth Davidson is a pound-shop Donald Trump, Scottish Labour *shakes head*, SNP, St. Ninians in Knightswood is a Catholic school - no comment, The Fall, The kids are alright, The Who, Theresa May would've died at the start of Game Of Thrones, Tory Bastards, UK, You stupid bastards, Your Future Our Clutter | Leave a comment

Song Of The Day – Amma by Trans-4m

Posted on June 11, 2017

From the album ‘Sublunar Oracles’ (1992)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged Song Of The Day, 90's, Chillout, Ambient, Trans-4m, Amma, Brilliant album, Houseish vibes, Small dark room music | Leave a comment

Please vote against UKIP and the Tory bastards

Posted on June 6, 2017

Look, I know there’s nothing more tiresome than blogging a condescending plea, on top of being bombarded by all those fucking tweets begging you to vote, especially if you believe, and justifiably in some cases, that it won’t change much … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, Corbyn, Do the right thing, Don't be a wanker on Thursday, Don't vote for Labour in scotland cos they're fucking shitebags, General Election, Get rid of Theresa May, Guardian claptrap, Howard Beale was prophetic, Lib Dems, Make Cannabis Legal, Mini-Farage Elephant men, More rubbish writing from me, Nonces, Shitefest, SNP, Tory Bastards, Ukip bastards | Leave a comment

The revolution has been televised

Posted on May 22, 2017

And it’s the opposite of what Gil Scott-Heron prophesised, no individual empowerment going on here. Still, on a more humorous note, there’s a line in ‘The comeback’ by Alex Cameron in which he assumes the predicament of a washed up … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Alex Cameron, BBC News, BBC Question Time, Betrayal is good fucking word, Blairism is toxic, Brexit, Britain Elects, Cop-out on your sofa and channel hop, Dickensian, Genny Leckie on the 8th of June is coming soon, Gil Scott-Heron, Illuminatus!, Is this enough tags, Nigel 'cunt' Farage, Perception is now truth, Political slogans, Politics, sanitised studios, The revolution has been televised, Theresa May hiding away, Tory Propoganda, Weaning the weans | Leave a comment

Song Of The Day – Paul’s Blues by Blue Heron

Posted on May 21, 2017

From the album ‘Various – Disco Mantras Vol. 1’ (2016)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged Blue Heron, Canadian - as far as I can tell, Coyote, Mellow and Jazzy, Mood Hut, Paul's Blues, So 2016, Song Of The Day, Sunday evening listening | Leave a comment