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How to play the long game in 2019, just wait
Last spring I wanted the SNP to agitate for another independence referendum then and there. It would’ve been as catastrophically ill-judged as Brexit’s turning out to be. Can you keep the heid while your opponent loses theirs and parse things … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Salmond, Brexit, Britishness, EU, Good Friday Agreement, Hitler, Jeremy Corbyn is a useless twat, Keep the Heid, No Deal, Northern Ireland, Omnishambles is a great word, People’s Vote, Pink Elephant, Rab C Nesbitt, Scotland, SNP, The Heebie Jeebie, Waiting, Wales
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Just get on with it
That’s a message from me to the SNP. Between quagmire of Brexit and the inevitable omnishambolic results of the UK government getting involved in Syria, primarily, you suspect, as a distraction from the former, a sense of urgency has developed … Continue reading
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Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, EDL, EU, Holyrood, Independence, Indy Ref 2, omnishambolic, Pound Shop Enoch Powell is a great insult, psephology, SNP, SNP and many Yes voters need to grow some cojones, Syria, Terrible banner but I couldn't find anything better, Tories, Tory Bastards, Unionists, urgency, Waiting for Godot, Westminster, Yes
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Please vote against UKIP and the Tory bastards
Look, I know there’s nothing more tiresome than blogging a condescending plea, on top of being bombarded by all those fucking tweets begging you to vote, especially if you believe, and justifiably in some cases, that it won’t change much … Continue reading
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Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, Corbyn, Do the right thing, Don't be a wanker on Thursday, Don't vote for Labour in scotland cos they're fucking shitebags, General Election, Get rid of Theresa May, Guardian claptrap, Howard Beale was prophetic, Lib Dems, Make Cannabis Legal, Mini-Farage Elephant men, More rubbish writing from me, Nonces, Shitefest, SNP, Tory Bastards, Ukip bastards
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Donald Trump – an agent for Scottish independence
Making political predictions is a foolish endeavour for idiots, like me, see exhibits here, here and here for conclusive proof. Political presumptions are even more idiotic, dangerous even, as nobody viewed Trump as the threat he was. Indeed many scoffed, … Continue reading
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Tagged Bannon likes a used maxi pad, batshit crazy, Bedtime For Bonzo, Black Mirror, Brexit, Charlie Brooker, Donald Trump, EU, George Monbiot, Holyrood, More landfills after land clearances, Politics, Presumptions are worse than assumptions, Reagan always embraced the method, Scottish Independence, Scottish Independence could rely on Trump being Trump, Sleaford Mods, SNP, Tango'd, Uber Tory bastards, Up The Junction with Polish subtitles, Westminster, Why did I confuse Adam Curtis with George Monbiot, Yes or No?
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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
You stupid bastards
The only thing sillier than predicting the future is the future itself. Now maybe that’s been said before, in fact it probably has, though perhaps slightly differently. I’ve probably read it and it’s been lodged in the ever shrinking subconscious … Continue reading →