Tag Archives: Scottish Independence

No Homage to Catalonia.

Posted on 16/11/2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

When I haven’t been killing time mass killing on GTA V online, shopping for Secret Santa prezzies (edible anuses look appetising), or watching Sopranos clips on YouTube (I’d forgotten how bloody funny it was), I’ve been keeping an eye on … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Appetising edible anuses, Brexit, Catalonia, ETA, Gerry Adams, GTA V Online, Homage to Catalonia, Keep the heid is right, Mosleyism, Northern Ireland, Orwell, Politics, Scottish Independence, Secret Santa shopping is tough, Spain, The Sopranos, Ulster | Leave a comment

Donald Trump – an agent for Scottish independence

Posted on 21/02/2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Making political predictions is a foolish endeavour for idiots, like me, see exhibits here, here and here for conclusive proof. Political presumptions are even more idiotic, dangerous even, as nobody viewed Trump as the threat he was. Indeed many scoffed, … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Bannon likes a used maxi pad, batshit crazy, Bedtime For Bonzo, Black Mirror, Brexit, Charlie Brooker, Donald Trump, EU, George Monbiot, Holyrood, More landfills after land clearances, Politics, Presumptions are worse than assumptions, Reagan always embraced the method, Scottish Independence, Scottish Independence could rely on Trump being Trump, Sleaford Mods, SNP, Tango'd, Uber Tory bastards, Up The Junction with Polish subtitles, Westminster, Why did I confuse Adam Curtis with George Monbiot, Yes or No? | Leave a comment

The EU apathy

Posted on 04/03/2016 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Why do so many people loathe politics? Let’s start with its forms of disingenuous repetition. You know that feeling you get when you see a bunch of junk mail lying at your front door every morning? David Cameron’s series of … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Adam Johnson is not related to Jimmy Saville, Apathy, Boris Johnson just won't go away, Brussels, David Cameron delivering junk mail, Do you give a fuck?, England, EU, Europe, Immigration, In or Out?, Making Plans For Nigel Farage?, Melanomas, Michael Gove, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Scottish Independence, The eye socket scene from 'A Serbian Film', UK, Wales, What if David Cameron was from Cameroon? | 3 Comments

General Election 2015 – The Final Countdown

Posted on 05/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And so here we are on the verge of a General Election, and yes, this is just what everybody needs, another mouthy dickhead with a blog writing a highly speculative article about it, because there haven’t been nearly enough of … Continue reading →

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Scotland’s Lament

Posted on 14/10/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

This is Scotland’s lament On the 18th of September Hope pitched its tent, In George Square Thousands went there Hoping for fanfare, Only to meet a nightmare When Clackmannanshire went Now all we’ll remember, Is Yes’s fading ember During the … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged 2015 General Election, Cameron Clegg Farage and Miliband are twats, Crap Poetry Corner, Dependence, Devo max and poll tax, Greens, Labour, Lib Dems, Nays have nothing to say, No, No more indy ref stuff I promise, Right wingers, Scotland's lament, Scottish Independence, Shitty extra long verses, SNP, SSP, Thatcher, The vow was bollocks, Tories, UKIP, Xenophobia, Yes for Scotland | Leave a comment