Tag Archives: Scotland
Hey, SNP, do your job
Solitude defined by internet use is a blight on our mental stability. Having succumbed, I know that only introspection and self-control can recover a stable equilibrium. Speaking of which, the SNP need an intervention. They have forgotten that their purpose, … Continue reading
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Tagged 4Chan, A Serbian Film, Brexit, Corbynistic, Furries, Gender Recognition Reform bill, Godot is a tardy cunt, Greens are on greenies, Hentai porn, Independence, Jame Gumb, Jimmy Saville, Nicola Sturgeon, Orwellian, Politics, Scotland, Scots, Self-ID, The SNP, Tories, Uwe Boll, Was made to study Samuel Beckett at school and I hated it, Westminster
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Trans-rights – is what’s fair, what’s right?
When it comes to current events the immediate attention of most lies elsewhere. Dwelling on it all too long, that we have the most craven self-interested government imaginable in charge for this situation, one that’s courted and grasped Russian wealth … Continue reading
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Tagged Are bloggers worth cancelling?, AstroTerfing, Auchwitz, Black Books, Bots for tots, Cancel me please, Cis adult male - fucking hell, Courting and grasping Russian wealth, Curiosity, Fanatics, Father Ted, Gender dysphoria, Gender politics, Graham Linehan, Helen Joyce, Jimi Hendrix, JK Rowling, Jordan “piety” Peterson, Kathleen Stock, Nazis, Nona Hendryx, NTS radio, Preferred pro-nouns, Prince, Puberty blockers, Russia, Scotland, Self-ID, Sterilised gay kids, Straw men, Sweden, Terf, Tin Foil Hat, Trans-rights, Transformation, Transgender, Vladimir Putin is trans, Western culture, YouTube algorithm is out to cancel me
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Pest
Speculating why and when he started to behave this way was a regular occurrence in many sitting rooms during evenings when mediocre television made tawdry topics of conversation a necessity. One hypothesis was a microscopic brain tumour in the pituitary … Continue reading
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Tagged 10kg of illegal product in a carrier bag, Abdul’s, Casualty, Champagne Socialists, Community Council, Diets, ER, Fiction, Flip phones in 2021, Hair transplant, Hard hat head-butt, House, Jaggery, Matriarch, Mediocre television, Paranoia, Pest, Pituitary gland, Porcine profile, Range Rover, Salmon, Scotland, Shooting squirrels on a golf course, Sleeping policemen, Suburban cuntery, Supersized emperor penguin, Tablet, Tittle-tattle, Turkey, Union city man
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How to play the long game in 2019, just wait
Last spring I wanted the SNP to agitate for another independence referendum then and there. It would’ve been as catastrophically ill-judged as Brexit’s turning out to be. Can you keep the heid while your opponent loses theirs and parse things … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Salmond, Brexit, Britishness, EU, Good Friday Agreement, Hitler, Jeremy Corbyn is a useless twat, Keep the Heid, No Deal, Northern Ireland, Omnishambles is a great word, People’s Vote, Pink Elephant, Rab C Nesbitt, Scotland, SNP, The Heebie Jeebie, Waiting, Wales
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The 2018 World Cup – but do I give a fuck?
I’ve never experienced such disinterest on the eve of a World Cup before – and it’s made me wonder why. I refute that it’s due to Russia hosting it. Yes, there’s good reasons why that should matter; it’s a country … Continue reading
Posted in Politics, Sports
Tagged Apathy, Brexiter, Chainmail wearing twats, Champions League, Corruption, England, FIFA, Football, Harry Kane is a mouthbreather, Hope everyone enjoys regardless, International football is shite, Is it a geopolitical issue boobie?, jingoistic sneering, Judo master, Politics, Putin, Russia, Salisbury gripes, Scotland, Sports, tubthumping delusion, World Cup 2018, You reckon Putin's had a facelift?
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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
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