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World Cup 2026 – cynicism and corruption are no match for the vibes
“I’m a professional cynic, but my heart’s not in it”. It’s a great lyric from a revoltingly twee song which I obsessively hated, because it incisively exposed an undesirable personal trait of mine. The video for “Country House” equally grates, … Continue reading
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Fool me just once more? Sure, for old time’s sake.
Sadly, being ambivalent often achieves nothing. And I was completely disinterested in the upcoming Scottish elections. Then serendipity intervened. On the same day as I received my postal vote, the Labour candidate came to my door. His pitch, wisely, was … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
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Dave the Diver makes fishing seem appealing, but it’s no replacement for the real thing
My old man loved to go fishing. I never saw the appeal. Even during the winter months, which in Scotland is a period of early November to late March, often longer, he’d be knee deep in water, for hours, sometimes, … Continue reading
Posted in Odds & Ends
Tagged Bancho, Blobfish, Dad, Dave The Diver, Elden Ring, Fishing, Fred and Rose West, Frilled Shark, Gaming, Gordon Ramsay, Greenpeace, Greta Thunberg, Karl Pilkington, Kitchen Nightmares, Matrix, Morpheus, Mortal Kombat finishing style, Mum, Narwal, Otis Ferry, Scotland, Sifu, Steam, Vegans, Yakuza 0
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Hey, SNP, do your job
Solitude defined by internet use is a blight on our mental stability. Having succumbed, I know that only introspection and self-control can recover a stable equilibrium. Speaking of which, the SNP need an intervention. They have forgotten that their purpose, … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
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