Tag Archives: Tory Bastards

Just get on with it

Posted on April 26, 2018 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

That’s a message from me to the SNP. Between quagmire of Brexit and the inevitable omnishambolic results of the UK government getting involved in Syria, primarily, you suspect, as a distraction from the former, a sense of urgency has developed … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, EDL, EU, Holyrood, Independence, Indy Ref 2, omnishambolic, Pound Shop Enoch Powell is a great insult, psephology, SNP, SNP and many Yes voters need to grow some cojones, Syria, Terrible banner but I couldn't find anything better, Tories, Tory Bastards, Unionists, urgency, Waiting for Godot, Westminster, Yes | Leave a comment

You stupid bastards

Posted on June 12, 2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

The only thing sillier than predicting the future is the future itself. Now maybe that’s been said before, in fact it probably has, though perhaps slightly differently. I’ve probably read it and it’s been lodged in the ever shrinking subconscious … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Buckfast Brexit, Corbynism is more popular than Blairism, DUP Teletubbies hate Catholics, Election 2017, Euthanise your ringpiece cancer with Vindaloo, Good Riddance to UKIP, Indyref2 is dead on Twitter until the Brexit negotiations start, Kezia Dugdale is a waste of skin, Let's carpet bomb rural Aberdeenshire and Perthshire, Michael Gove to shaft Aberdeenshire Fishermen and Farmers - silver linings and all that, Neo-liberal Labourites tactically voting Tory might be the stupidest people ever, No Surrender to Gerry Adams' beard, Past my Logan's Run point, Politics, Ruth Davidson is a pound-shop Donald Trump, Scottish Labour *shakes head*, SNP, St. Ninians in Knightswood is a Catholic school - no comment, The Fall, The kids are alright, The Who, Theresa May would've died at the start of Game Of Thrones, Tory Bastards, UK, You stupid bastards, Your Future Our Clutter | Leave a comment

Please vote against UKIP and the Tory bastards

Posted on June 6, 2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Look, I know there’s nothing more tiresome than blogging a condescending plea, on top of being bombarded by all those fucking tweets begging you to vote, especially if you believe, and justifiably in some cases, that it won’t change much … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, Corbyn, Do the right thing, Don't be a wanker on Thursday, Don't vote for Labour in scotland cos they're fucking shitebags, General Election, Get rid of Theresa May, Guardian claptrap, Howard Beale was prophetic, Lib Dems, Make Cannabis Legal, Mini-Farage Elephant men, More rubbish writing from me, Nonces, Shitefest, SNP, Tory Bastards, Ukip bastards | Leave a comment

General Election 2015 – The Final Countdown

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And so here we are on the verge of a General Election, and yes, this is just what everybody needs, another mouthy dickhead with a blog writing a highly speculative article about it, because there haven’t been nearly enough of … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Blackmail, Blairism, BNP, Chuka Umunna, Crack cocaine, Creationism, Cuntism, Daily Mail, David Cameron, Douglas Alexander, DUP, Ed Miliband, England, FPTP, From Bury to Borehamwood, General Election 2015, Gennie Leckies, Holyrood, Irish Reunification, It's The Final Countdown by fucking Journey, Jim Murphy, Jimbo, Judas, Justin Bieber, Krokodil, Labourities are shite, Lib Dems, Mhairi Black, Mortal Kombat, Muppets, Nick Clegg, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage is a cunttwat, Nigel Farage is a twat, Northern Ireland, Oswald Mosley, Plaid Cymru, schadenfreude, Scotland, Scottish Independence, Scottish Labour, Screenwipe, SDLP, Sinn Fenn, SNP, Telepathic seals trying to make our kids transgender and dat, Terrorism, Thatcherism, Too many tags lad!, Tory Bastards, Tory McTernan, UKIP, Wales, Welsh Independence, Westminster, Xenophobia | 1 Comment

Vote Yes For Scotland

Posted on March 2, 2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Vote Yes for Scotland Is it a Yes or No? Or do you not know? Well to help you decide I’m here to provide A simple aside, That works as a guide To help you vote Yes for Scotland … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged Alex Salmond, Better Together, Crap Poetry Corner, David Cameron, Ian Duncan Smith, Johann Lamont, Labour, Linton Kweli Johnson, Scottish Independence, September 18th 2014, SNP, Tory Bastards, Unionist trolls, Vote Yes For Scotland, Westminster | Leave a comment