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The Premier League Preview 2025/26
Holy Jesus, Premier League football is back already and that means the summer is nearly over. I’ll confess I enjoyed the three-month break from organizing my schedule around live football. But now we’re back to normality – nine months of … Continue reading
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Final Final Furlong, Ever!
I’ve been doing my Premier League pre-season prediction and update columns for three years now, though it seems much longer than that. Anyway, it’s the sort of thing that seemed like a good idea at the time, as the first … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, Aston Villa, Aston Villa are dead human skin, Aye I compared the popularity of the Premier League's conservatism to the Bourbon Restoration - bet that's never happened before, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Feel like a sad bastard writing all of this guff, I'm picking Leicester City for the league - fuck me!, Joleon Lescott is a twat, Last time EVER!, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley stripping! Wowsers in my trousers!, Mini Louis Van Gaal, Never again Ken!, Newcastle United, Nic Cage laughing gif is still the best, Norwich City, Premier League 2015/16, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The Final Furlong, The Premier League is rubbish, The Premier League Quarterly Report, Tony Pulis dresses like Jimmy Saville if Jimmy was a dogger, Took a swipe at David Moyes, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Half-Way Point
Like Groundhog Day, I’m repeating myself in these Premier League columns, regurgitating the same thought, but, alas, it’s true – the Premier League continues to decline at an alarming rate. Superficially obfuscating this is its immense wealth and a delusional … Continue reading
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Quarter Way Point
And just like that we’re already at the quarter way point of the premier league. The speed with which time passes becomes truly frightening if you dwell on it, so let’s not. Usually by now we’ve passed the Panagea phase, … Continue reading
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Tagged A load of nonsense, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Big Sam's back, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Leicester City, Less than 5000 words! Hell yeah!, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a twatcunt, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Premier League, Premier League 2015/16, Putting the 'ü' in Jürgen, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Sunderland are really shite, Swansea City, Tactics Tim, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Worst to First
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