Category Archives: Sports
Yes, I’m trying to help everyone here. Abolish the January transfer window.
According to one study, 23% of people give up their New Year’s resolution by the first week, while 80% have quit by the time the calendar flips to February. Resolutions are silly, but we all have flaws and vices, so … Continue reading
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Tagged Andrew tate incel energy, Arsenal, Chelsea, Cunty banter watch-along content, Engagement farming, Enzo Maresca, Grim petrostates that behead people, It just isn't the same without 'Arry, January Transfer Window, Keep up with the Joneses, Kurt Gödel, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, New Year’s resolution, Not calling it fucking X, Patience is for cucks, Social media, The halcyon days of hanging out the car window, Transfer largesse, Twitter
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The Premier League Preview 2024/25
Normally I’d leave writing this until the eve of the Premier League season in mid-August. The rationale – it gave me the most time to assess the state of each team before making a prediction. The flaw has always remained … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bayern Munich, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton & Hove Albion, Bundesliga, Champions League, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Erik Ten Hag, Everton, Farmer's league, Fulham, Geopolitical toy, Idiotic fat-fuck American tourist running a football club, Ipswich Town, Jason Tindall is a Patrick Bateman knockoff, Jürgen Klopp, Juventus, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Martin Jol, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Pep Guardiola, Premier League, Premier League Preview 2024-25, PSR, Real Madrid, Ruud Gullit, Serie A, Southampton, Thursday Night Wankers, Todd “Burger Me” Boehly, Tottenham Hotspur, Transfer window winners, West Ham United, Whiner transfer obsessed fans on Twitter, Wolverhampton Wanderers
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Draft Day may be bland and preposterous, but it’s a much more compelling watch than the real NFL Draft
So, it was midweek in early April and I found myself perusing Netflix looking for something I could half watch while eating dinner. This was my first attempt since stupidly watching the Jeffrey Dahmer series. It turns out watching a … Continue reading
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Tagged Archbishop of Canterbury, Caleb Williams, Chicago Bears, Citizen Kane, Draft Day, Eminem, Gridiron, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jesus, JFK, Jimmy Saville, John Holmes, Kevin Costner, Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, Netflix, NFL, NFL Draft, P Diddy is cancelled, Patrick Mahomes, R Kelly, Soccer, Swifties, Trumpers, Viagra, Yellowstone Park
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Are you one of those wankers who hates the Profit & Sustainability Rules? Don’t worry, they’re probably not here to stay
Anal warts, finding out your mate’s a Tory cunt, MacOS, Tracey Emin talking about her own work, 24 hour news channels, Winter, James O’Brien and James O’Brien being condescending, any Disney movie since 1997, Bono on politics, listening to Israeli … Continue reading
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Tagged Abu Dhabi, Birmingham City, Blackburn Rovers, Bono on politics, Bury, Derby County, Jack Walker, James O’Brien being condescending, Leeds United, Manchester City, Occam’s razor, Peter Risdale, Portsmouth, Profit & Sustainability Rules, PSR, Reading, Roman Abramovich, Sky Sports News, Stanislav Govorukhin, Stockholm Syndrome, Transfer Gimp, UEFA
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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
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