Tag Archives: Premier League

The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Quarter Way Point

Posted on 21/10/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And just like that we’re already at the quarter way point of the premier league. The speed with which time passes becomes truly frightening if you dwell on it, so let’s not. Usually by now we’ve passed the Panagea phase, … Continue reading →

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Relegation Day

Posted on 21/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

When it comes to the last weekend of the Premier League season it would be better if the title was on the line, but a relegation scrap is a passable consolation prize. Its appeal is both engrossing and macabre, akin … Continue reading →

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Why and how too many Liverpool fans are in a perpetual state of self-made denial.

Posted on 18/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

After last season’s thrills, spills and ultimate belly ache there were high expectations heading into the new season. But Liverpool’s season has been a disheartening, disjointed, limp mess. With six league games left their chances of finishing in the top … Continue reading →

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Football Manager 2015 – a love rediscovered?

Posted on 13/02/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

You couldn’t categorise me as an avid gamer, or a gamer at all these days – truth be told. In fact, throughout this decade I’ve barely played any. That’s due to a number of other interests asserting their predominance, this … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged Championship Manager, Company of Heroes, Crimewatch, Fiction & Fantasy, FM 2015, Football agents are greedy twats!, Football Manager, FPS, Gaming, GTA Vice City, John Lambie, Maxim Tsigalko, Nonces in Thatcher's cabinet, Partick Thistle, Premier League, Realism, Sega Megadrive, Sega MK 1655, Sensible Soccer | 2 Comments

The 2014-15 Premier League Preview

Posted on 14/08/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And just like that it’s back, back and bigger and richer than ever before. Just Thirty-five days ago I was writing my world cup final preview. Scary. But isn’t that just the way of life? Times flies during the transfer … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Hull City, I'm a fool, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Over 13000 words, Premier League, Premier League 2014-15, Premier League Preview, Queens Park Rangers, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, Tottenham Hotspur, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United | 2 Comments