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The Premier League Preview 2026/27

Posted on 31/07/2026 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

There are three reasons why I’m doing this column a few weeks earlier this year. First, if you’re going to consistently make terrible predictions, as I do, you might as well be first and avoid accusations of imitation. Second, waiting … Continue reading →

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The big difference between 2003 and 2025? The elite are no longer concealing their contempt for us

Posted on 30/06/2025 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Allowing this blog to become too current affairs centric makes it more boring than it usually is, and depressing, for me and anyone who has the misfortune to happen upon it. Still, certain topics reach such enormity that it’s cowardly … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged 2003, 2025, 9/11 attacks, Alastair Campbell, “Sir” Keir Starmer, Bob Vylan, Centrist Dad, Corbynism, Cucked, Death to the IDF, Free Palestine, Freedom is Slavery, Gaza, Glastonbury, Hamas, IDF, Ignorance is Strength, Iran, Iraq, Islamic terrorism, Israel, Kneecap, Labour, Lies, Neo-liberalism, Netanyahu, Politics, Sadaam, Tony Blair, Trumpian, War is Peace, Weapons Of Mass Destruction, WMD, WW2 | Leave a comment