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Football Manager 2021 has proven an excellent distraction during lockdown, but it’s missing a certain something

Posted on 28/02/2021 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Still on furlough then? Or having to work from home? Aww diddums. This spuriously designated key worker says fuck the lot of you. Have you finished Netflix and Amazon Prime yet? Gone down too many YouTube rabbit holes? Finished your … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged 4Chan shitposting, Amazon Prime, Billy Butcher, Brexit, Covid-19, Destroying Millwall FC, FM2021, Fucking diabolical, HYYTS, John Lambie, Kick It Out, Maxim Tsigalko, Mugshot, Netflix, Online Poker, Partick Thistle, Remainer, Sports Interactive, spuriously designated key worker, Steam, T.H.I.S.T.L.E, The Locust, Ugly SOB, YouTube | Leave a comment

Lamentations of a hypochondriac

Posted on 07/07/2016 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Lamentations of a hypochondriac A returning twinge in my back And my mood swivels, just like that Ahh! Veins beginning to swell, With blood that’s hot as hell Now my heart’s racing At the deadly disease I’m facing My chest … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged Crap Poetry Corner, Destructive pathology, Diseases, Embarrassing Illnesses, hypochondria, Lamentations of a hypochondriac, obsessed with zits, Toad skin, Wikipedia, YouTube | Leave a comment

GTA V – the healthy way to embrace gratuitous violence.

Posted on 18/11/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

One of the main motivations for making my computer 4K capable was to play Grand Theft Auto V. Sure, it had gotten great reviews on the consoles, of course it did, but I had other motivations. Escapism is a necessity … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged Capitalism, Chris Morris, Easy Rider, Four Lions, GTA Jihad?, GTA V, GTA Vice City, I want a Twix right now, May paris remain the capital of hedonism, Miami Viceness, Might do a viedo of my shooting hypsters and selfie takers, Payback for the endings to Easy Rider, Rednecks, Rockstar, Shandy Shores Killings, Trevor Phillips, Violent impluses welcome, YouTube | 1 Comment

The 2014-15 Premier League Quarterly Report – The Quagmire Edition

Posted on 16/11/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Quagmire; noun 1. an area of miry or boggy ground whose surface yields under the tread; a bog. 2. a situation from which extrication is very difficult: a quagmire of financial indebtedness. 3. anything soft or flabby. As Jim Bowen would put it the English language is ‘super smashing great’ for variety, nuance, complexity and intrigue, but not so good when an enticing word doesn’t quite mean what you believe it … Continue reading →

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Ten of Hearts

Posted on 25/10/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Ten Of Hearts When I saw the Ten of Hearts lying on the top step of my doorstep I should’ve been suspicious. The card was placed meticulously with the intent of perfect asymmetry. Live in the city, particularly the city, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fiction | Tagged Birthday, Esther Rantzen, Fiction, Katie Hopkins, Revenge, Talkshow, Ten of Hearts, Trash telly, Twiteratti trolls, Twitter, YouTube | Leave a comment