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The Premier League Preview 2020/21
Just as you didn’t need Covid-19 to return, here’s the return of my rubbish Premier League Preview column. Still, take some small amount of solace in this – Covid-19 has upset the established order of things, and my preview column … Continue reading
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The Premier League Preview 2017/18
So yeah, another season. Time flies, doesn’t it? And during transfer season so does the money. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you might miss where it’s going and to who. I’d imagine many of … Continue reading
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The Premier League 2016/17 Preview
As with most fans of the beautiful game the excitement of a new season encroaches steadily. Each step builds your anticipation – in early June the transfer window opens, at the start of July the first wave of players report … Continue reading
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Tagged Alan Pardew is a toucher, All PL owners are greedy bastards, Antonio Conte's successful hair transplant, Arsenal, Arsenal to win the league - and no I'm not smoking crack cocaine, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, ESPN's shameless clickbait, Everton, FUCK OFF TONY PULIS YOU NED SKIP HAT WEARING HOOF THE BALL BORING CUNT, Gotta love Leicester City's title win and Claudio Ranieri's interpretation of English, Hull City, Hull City are fucked, I'm exhausted after doing this, I'm not ready for this, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt, Leicester City, Liverpool, Liverpool will be shite again, Manchester City, Manchester United, Middlesbrough, Ronald Koeman's impending depression, Southampton, Stoke City, Swansea City, The Paul Pogba gavage, Too many tags, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, West Ham United are squatters
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Final Final Furlong, Ever!
I’ve been doing my Premier League pre-season prediction and update columns for three years now, though it seems much longer than that. Anyway, it’s the sort of thing that seemed like a good idea at the time, as the first … Continue reading
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Half-Way Point
Like Groundhog Day, I’m repeating myself in these Premier League columns, regurgitating the same thought, but, alas, it’s true – the Premier League continues to decline at an alarming rate. Superficially obfuscating this is its immense wealth and a delusional … Continue reading
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