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Here’s to another summer of schadenfreude.
The Great British summer. Bluebottles swarm around massive dog shits festering on roasting concrete. Warmer air elevates the potency of body odours, petrol fumes, dog piss and the remnants of discarded beverages. Glass shards from bottles line the gutters. Dogs … Continue reading
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Final Final Furlong, Ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CycTQ29ikAA I’ve been doing my Premier League pre-season prediction and update columns for three years now, though it seems much longer than that. Anyway, it’s the sort of thing that seemed like a good idea at the time, as the … Continue reading
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Half-Way Point
Like Groundhog Day, I’m repeating myself in these Premier League columns, regurgitating the same thought, but, alas, it’s true – the Premier League continues to decline at an alarming rate. Superficially obfuscating this is its immense wealth and a delusional … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, Arsenal for the League?, Aston Villa, Benteke is bollocks, Bill Murray, Bojan Krkic, Bournemouth, Cheslea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Groundhog Day, I miss Tim Sherwood, Jurgen Klopp will soon need another hair transplant, Kyle Walker & Danny Rose - the 21st century Chuckle Brothers, Leicester City, Liverpool, Louis Van Gaal's face is melting, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Mourinho on the dole, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Odion Ighalo, Pep Guardiola to Swansea City, Remi (with an 'I') Garde, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The Half-Way point, The Premier League Quarterly Report, Tony Pulis is the abyss of humanity, Too many tags lad!, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, You've just been Shane Longed
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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Quarter Way Point
And just like that we’re already at the quarter way point of the premier league. The speed with which time passes becomes truly frightening if you dwell on it, so let’s not. Usually by now we’ve passed the Panagea phase, … Continue reading
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Tagged A load of nonsense, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Big Sam's back, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Leicester City, Less than 5000 words! Hell yeah!, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a twatcunt, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Premier League, Premier League 2015/16, Putting the 'ü' in Jürgen, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Sunderland are really shite, Swansea City, Tactics Tim, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Worst to First
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