Category Archives: Sports

Brendan Rodgers – The perfect patsy.

Posted on 22/09/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

In my Premier League preview column I predicted that Liverpool would finish seventh, and argued that this was largely due to the ownership group of Liverpool, Fenway Sports Group, attempting to run a successful Ponzi scheme. I did so fully aware … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Arsenal, Barcelona, Brendan Rodgers, Captalist cunts, FSG, Istanbul, John Henry, Liverpool, Liverpool are now an also-ran, Luis Suarez, Made saved is money made, Patsy, Phil Coutinho, Ponzi scheme, Rafael Benitez, Raheem Sterling, Rust Cohle, Steven Gerrard | Leave a comment

The 2015/16 Premier League Preview

Posted on 06/08/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So here we go again, another Premier League season is about to begin. Usually this should induce a feeling of excitement as football’s one of the few things that manages to make the uncertain and uncertainty that is the future … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Alan Pardew is a genius at getting high class escorts to his pad, American sports are shit and so are their owners, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, If you have a life - don't read this, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Ponzi Schemes, Premier League 2015/16, Premier League Preview, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The 2015/16 Premier League Preview, Tony Pulis is an artist, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Word count: 9121 (I must be mad) | 1 Comment

Relegation Day

Posted on 21/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

When it comes to the last weekend of the Premier League season it would be better if the title was on the line, but a relegation scrap is a passable consolation prize. Its appeal is both engrossing and macabre, akin … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged 11th September attacks, Alan Pardew is a genius, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chris Hughton, Geoff 'cuntface' Shreeves, Greg Dyke = daft twat, Hull City, James McArthur you aren't safe mate, Joe Kinnear, John Carver, Leicester City, Let's all laugh at Alan Shearer's management career, Manchester United, Michael Dawson has played for England, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Money money money, Mortal Kombat X, Newcastle United, Nigel Pearson moonlights as a serial killer, Premier League, QPR, Relegation, Relegation Day, Snake Plissken would escape from the Championship, Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce's fat head, Sunderland, Tactics Tim Sherwood will manage a team in the FA cup final, West Ham United | 1 Comment

Why and how too many Liverpool fans are in a perpetual state of self-made denial.

Posted on 18/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

After last season’s thrills, spills and ultimate belly ache there were high expectations heading into the new season. But Liverpool’s season has been a disheartening, disjointed, limp mess. With six league games left their chances of finishing in the top … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Lallana, Andy Gray, Barcelona, Bill Shankly, Bland, Brendan Rodgers, Champions League, Chelsea, Contrarian behaviour, Craven, Daniel Agger, Daniel Sturridge, Disappointment, Football eh?, Gillett & Hicks, If Dejan Lovren was a horse he'd have been shot by now, John Henry, Jordan Henderson, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt - okay that isn't related I just wanted to say it, LFC, Life is unfair. Kill yourself or get over it, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Manchester City, Money money money, Myopia, Oligarchs, Phil Coutinho footwork genius, Premier League, Rafael Benitez, Raheem Sterling, Richard "Missing Link" Keys, Sheikh yar booty baby!, Southampton, Steven Gerrard, The Blame Game, Transfer committees, Under 2500 words! | Leave a comment

The 2014/15 Premier League Quarterly Report – The Final Furlong

Posted on 23/03/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So this time I set myself a challenge – to try and keep this column under a word count that could be deemed excessive. I aimed for a limit of five thousand words, which is rather a lot. But then … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Johnson's Johnson, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Chuck D, Crystal Palace, Everton, Hull City, I hate doing this, I hate everything about you, I hate myself, I hate you, I now know how to upload GIFS to my blog - yay for me!, Jeremy Clarkson is a dickhead, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a facist self-loathing twatcunt, Newcastle United, QPR, Sean Dyche in a dyche, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The Final Furlong - or is it the Frontier?, The Premier League, The Premier League Quarterly Report, This is pish, Timmy's back!!!, Tony Pulis sleeps in a barn with his fucking skip hat on, Tottenham Hotspur, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United | 1 Comment