Tag Archives: Luis Suarez

Will FSG get away with demolishing Jürgen Klopp?

Posted on 20/04/2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Yeah, sure, the title is clickbait. A similar tactic is used by the utterly vapid ESPN.co.uk, who utilise antagonistic headlines to encourage hits on a plethora of shitty opinion pieces lamenting faux crises at ‘big clubs’ (usually because they failed … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Borussia Dortmund, Boston Red Sox, Brendan Rodgers, Cynicism, Damien Comolli, FSG, Jürgen Klopp, John W Henry, Kenny Dalglish, LIverpool FC, Luis Suarez, Mainz 05, Michael Edwards, Mike Gordon, Phil Coutinho, Rafa Benitez, Raheem Sterling, The Arsenal model is the dream, Tom Hicks & George Gillett, Tom Werner, Using stats to make money in football | Leave a comment

Here’s to another summer of schadenfreude.

Posted on 23/05/2016 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

The Great British summer. Bluebottles swarm around massive dog shits festering on roasting concrete. Warmer air elevates the potency of body odours, petrol fumes, dog piss and the remnants of discarded beverages. Glass shards from bottles line the gutters. Dogs … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged 'Chumbawamba weren't politcial - they were just crap', Agincourt, ‘St. George’s flag twat’ wearing a Sun hat, Bitter Scotsman here, David Beckham, England, Fat Les, Football, Football's coming home to Tory bastards & UKIP voters, Gazza, Golden Generation, If you're gonna hate - hate hard, Let's all laugh at Alan Shearer's management career, Luis Suarez, Paul Scholes, Penalty shootouts, Roy 'Owl Face' Hodgson, Saggy bums in showers, Shove your trumpet up your arse, Sports, Steven Gerrard, Summer of schadenfreude, The Great British summer, Too many tags, Waterloo, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney is 'special', Wayne Rooney is fat, Why is Bryan Robson nicknamed 'Tampax'? He was often in one week - out for three | Leave a comment

Brendan Rodgers – The perfect patsy.

Posted on 22/09/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

In my Premier League preview column I predicted that Liverpool would finish seventh, and argued that this was largely due to the ownership group of Liverpool, Fenway Sports Group, attempting to run a successful Ponzi scheme. I did so fully aware … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Arsenal, Barcelona, Brendan Rodgers, Captalist cunts, FSG, Istanbul, John Henry, Liverpool, Liverpool are now an also-ran, Luis Suarez, Made saved is money made, Patsy, Phil Coutinho, Ponzi scheme, Rafael Benitez, Raheem Sterling, Rust Cohle, Steven Gerrard | Leave a comment

Why and how too many Liverpool fans are in a perpetual state of self-made denial.

Posted on 18/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

After last season’s thrills, spills and ultimate belly ache there were high expectations heading into the new season. But Liverpool’s season has been a disheartening, disjointed, limp mess. With six league games left their chances of finishing in the top … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Lallana, Andy Gray, Barcelona, Bill Shankly, Bland, Brendan Rodgers, Champions League, Chelsea, Contrarian behaviour, Craven, Daniel Agger, Daniel Sturridge, Disappointment, Football eh?, Gillett & Hicks, If Dejan Lovren was a horse he'd have been shot by now, John Henry, Jordan Henderson, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt - okay that isn't related I just wanted to say it, LFC, Life is unfair. Kill yourself or get over it, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Manchester City, Money money money, Myopia, Oligarchs, Phil Coutinho footwork genius, Premier League, Rafael Benitez, Raheem Sterling, Richard "Missing Link" Keys, Sheikh yar booty baby!, Southampton, Steven Gerrard, The Blame Game, Transfer committees, Under 2500 words! | Leave a comment

Previewing the World Cup Quarter-Finals

Posted on 02/07/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And just like that we’re reached the final stages of the competition. I’ve loved it so far, it’s been my favourite World Cup since Italia 90, which was also my first. Before I preview the four quarter-finals, I’ve decided to … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adrian Chiles, Argentina, Arjen Robben, Belgium, Brazil, Clarke Carlisle, Colombia, Costa Rica, Didier Deschamps, Faith healing works mmkay, France, Germany, Glenn Hoddle, Gordan Strachan, Jackson Martinez is defo Colombian, Jogi Low, Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez, Neymar, Phil Scolari, World Cup 2014 | 1 Comment