Tag Archives: schadenfreude

Sky’s coverage of Transfer Deadline Day is hastening its extinction by choosing tedious despondency

Posted on 31/08/2024 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

The last Friday of a horrible August. It’s rained nearly every day this summer, and I was feeling under the weather. I had Mpox (or Covid) of the ankle having tweaked it on some slimy steps (forty-something man problems), and … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Alan Partridge, Another shite summer, Barry Fry's gavel, Chelsea, Chris Morris, Covid of the ankle, Forty-something man problems, Jim White’s adrenal gland, Last days of Rome, Lycra gimp suit, Peter Odemwingie event, Potemkin, Purple dildo in your ear, Rolf Harris, Rolling ciggies in Stoke, Rubber Ball-sack, schadenfreude, Sky Sports News, Smug billionaire, Stamford Bridge, Transfer Deadline Day, Washed-up bloated Elvis | Leave a comment

Scaling back from Twitter.

Posted on 19/06/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

It seemed like a good idea at the time. I’d just started the blogging thing, but I didn’t do Facebook (and never will), so maybe Twitter would be a salubrious method of attaining an audience? Okay, so I didn’t know … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged 'Yer maw's got a skinhead' was pretty funny though, Can't be arsed with it anymore, Just me being a dour curmudgeon, Nigerian scammers, Odds & Ends, schadenfreude, See ya later Twatters!, Shoving a Pineapple up your arse, Simon Cowell's chest hair is luxurious, Twitter, Twitter is a shite and I'm shite at it | Leave a comment

General Election 2015 – The Final Countdown

Posted on 05/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And so here we are on the verge of a General Election, and yes, this is just what everybody needs, another mouthy dickhead with a blog writing a highly speculative article about it, because there haven’t been nearly enough of … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Blackmail, Blairism, BNP, Chuka Umunna, Crack cocaine, Creationism, Cuntism, Daily Mail, David Cameron, Douglas Alexander, DUP, Ed Miliband, England, FPTP, From Bury to Borehamwood, General Election 2015, Gennie Leckies, Holyrood, Irish Reunification, It's The Final Countdown by fucking Journey, Jim Murphy, Jimbo, Judas, Justin Bieber, Krokodil, Labourities are shite, Lib Dems, Mhairi Black, Mortal Kombat, Muppets, Nick Clegg, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage is a cunttwat, Nigel Farage is a twat, Northern Ireland, Oswald Mosley, Plaid Cymru, schadenfreude, Scotland, Scottish Independence, Scottish Labour, Screenwipe, SDLP, Sinn Fenn, SNP, Telepathic seals trying to make our kids transgender and dat, Terrorism, Thatcherism, Too many tags lad!, Tory Bastards, Tory McTernan, UKIP, Wales, Welsh Independence, Westminster, Xenophobia | 1 Comment

The Telly Is Shite

Posted on 28/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I really shouldn’t give a toss But the telly is fucking dross I brace myself, pick up the remote Land on a soap; generic, inchoate And immediately my thoughts float, Like Libyans fleeing on a leaky boat Switch over to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged Bargain Cunt, BBC, BBC bias, BBC Four, Crap Poetry, Crap Poetry Corner, Dale Winton's tan, Gary Neville, I smell shite, Jamie Carragher, Jeremy Kyle, Katie Hopkins, Labour, Libyans, Long and crappy poem, Long and Ranty, Louis Theroux, Masterchef, Mastercunts?, Michael Portillo on a train, MTV needs to be put down, Newsnight, Newswipe, Niall Quinn's never had an original thought in his entire life, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage & Jeremy Kyle doing it with style, Ranty, Ray Winstone's massive fucking head, schadenfreude, Sky, Syrians, Telly, That fucking meerkat advert, Tories, Transgender kids, UKIP, X-Factor indoctrination | Leave a comment