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DEPRESSION Is a song with no ending HAPPINESS Means not pretending RELAX Stop looking at the clock AUSTERITY Is just a load of poppycock GREEKS Arm themselves with facts DYLAN Blood On The Tracks SLEEPING Or am I really awake? … Continue reading

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The Telly Is Shite

I really shouldn’t give a toss But the telly is fucking dross I brace myself, pick up the remote Land on a soap; generic, inchoate And immediately my thoughts float, Like Libyans fleeing on a leaky boat Switch over to … Continue reading

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Gibberish Rhymes For Insane Times

I’ve got gibberish rhymes, For these insane times   A green antelope Looks forwards, But walks backwards Up a slope Is this a trope? Or are you on dope?   Is it okay to say innit? If you eat a … Continue reading

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Cunts In Cars

Cunts in cars Come in all shapes and guises; Transit Van men of several sizes, A boy racer with the cut off, He aint no David Hasselhoff Pushy parents on the school run In a Jeep, that weighs several tonne … Continue reading

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