Tag Archives: Lib Dems

Please vote against UKIP and the Tory bastards

Posted on 06/06/2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Look, I know there’s nothing more tiresome than blogging a condescending plea, on top of being bombarded by all those fucking tweets begging you to vote, especially if you believe, and justifiably in some cases, that it won’t change much … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, Corbyn, Do the right thing, Don't be a wanker on Thursday, Don't vote for Labour in scotland cos they're fucking shitebags, General Election, Get rid of Theresa May, Guardian claptrap, Howard Beale was prophetic, Lib Dems, Make Cannabis Legal, Mini-Farage Elephant men, More rubbish writing from me, Nonces, Shitefest, SNP, Tory Bastards, Ukip bastards | Leave a comment

What the fuck just happened?

Posted on 11/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

It wasn’t supposed to be this way. There was supposed to be post-election confusion with a hung parliament, and we were just getting used to that idea. Other than the SNP, the number of seats won by each party won … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged 56, Alastair Campbell, BBC Scotland, Blairism, Call-Me-Dave wins again, Cartman, Charlie Brooker, Clement Attlee, Devo Max?, Ed Miliband as a gastric band, England, EU Referendum, Eurozone, Federialism, Good riddance Dougie Alexander, Gordon Brown, Greens, Jeremy Clarkson, Jim Murphy, Katie Hopkins, Labour are fucked, Lib Dems, Lynton Crosby, Mahiri Black, Nicholas Cage laughing gif is a winner, Plaid Cymru, Scotland, Scottish Labour are fucked, Silent Tories, SNP, Thatcherism, The Defenders of the Faith, Tony Benn again, Tony Blair, Tories, UKIP, Wales | Leave a comment

General Election 2015 – The Final Countdown

Posted on 05/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And so here we are on the verge of a General Election, and yes, this is just what everybody needs, another mouthy dickhead with a blog writing a highly speculative article about it, because there haven’t been nearly enough of … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Blackmail, Blairism, BNP, Chuka Umunna, Crack cocaine, Creationism, Cuntism, Daily Mail, David Cameron, Douglas Alexander, DUP, Ed Miliband, England, FPTP, From Bury to Borehamwood, General Election 2015, Gennie Leckies, Holyrood, Irish Reunification, It's The Final Countdown by fucking Journey, Jim Murphy, Jimbo, Judas, Justin Bieber, Krokodil, Labourities are shite, Lib Dems, Mhairi Black, Mortal Kombat, Muppets, Nick Clegg, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage is a cunttwat, Nigel Farage is a twat, Northern Ireland, Oswald Mosley, Plaid Cymru, schadenfreude, Scotland, Scottish Independence, Scottish Labour, Screenwipe, SDLP, Sinn Fenn, SNP, Telepathic seals trying to make our kids transgender and dat, Terrorism, Thatcherism, Too many tags lad!, Tory Bastards, Tory McTernan, UKIP, Wales, Welsh Independence, Westminster, Xenophobia | 1 Comment

Smearing Sturgeon

Posted on 09/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

With the General Election only a month away, expect a failing fourth estate that’s entirely reliant on sustaining the British electorate’s loyalty to Westminster’s conventions and structures, to throw copious amounts of shit at her and the SNP. The recent … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Alex DeLarge, Alistiar Carmichael, BBC, Braw Welsh accents, Captain Kirk, David Cameron, Ed Miliband, Frank Bruno, Hillsborough, Holyrood, I smell shite, James Cook, Karen Dunbar, Kelvin McKenzie is a cunt, Labour, Leanne Wood, LET THEM DIE!, Lib Dems, Lying bastards, Natalie Bennett, Nationalists, NHS, Nick Clegg, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, Peter Oborne, Phone hacking, Plaid Cymru, Print Journalism is dying, Scottish Office, Self-interest, Smears, SNP, Terence Davies, Thatcherism, The Daily Mail, The French can be trusted, The scum newspaper, The Telegraph, Too many tags, Tories, Twitter, Unionists, William Shatner, Yes I did have to look up how 'Plaid Cymru' was spelled | Leave a comment

Scotland’s Lament

Posted on 14/10/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

This is Scotland’s lament On the 18th of September Hope pitched its tent, In George Square Thousands went there Hoping for fanfare, Only to meet a nightmare When Clackmannanshire went Now all we’ll remember, Is Yes’s fading ember During the … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged 2015 General Election, Cameron Clegg Farage and Miliband are twats, Crap Poetry Corner, Dependence, Devo max and poll tax, Greens, Labour, Lib Dems, Nays have nothing to say, No, No more indy ref stuff I promise, Right wingers, Scotland's lament, Scottish Independence, Shitty extra long verses, SNP, SSP, Thatcher, The vow was bollocks, Tories, UKIP, Xenophobia, Yes for Scotland | Leave a comment