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The 2015/16 Premier League Preview

Posted on 06/08/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So here we go again, another Premier League season is about to begin. Usually this should induce a feeling of excitement as football’s one of the few things that manages to make the uncertain and uncertainty that is the future … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Alan Pardew is a genius at getting high class escorts to his pad, American sports are shit and so are their owners, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, If you have a life - don't read this, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Ponzi Schemes, Premier League 2015/16, Premier League Preview, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The 2015/16 Premier League Preview, Tony Pulis is an artist, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Word count: 9121 (I must be mad) | 1 Comment

Relegation Day

Posted on 21/05/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

When it comes to the last weekend of the Premier League season it would be better if the title was on the line, but a relegation scrap is a passable consolation prize. Its appeal is both engrossing and macabre, akin … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged 11th September attacks, Alan Pardew is a genius, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chris Hughton, Geoff 'cuntface' Shreeves, Greg Dyke = daft twat, Hull City, James McArthur you aren't safe mate, Joe Kinnear, John Carver, Leicester City, Let's all laugh at Alan Shearer's management career, Manchester United, Michael Dawson has played for England, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Money money money, Mortal Kombat X, Newcastle United, Nigel Pearson moonlights as a serial killer, Premier League, QPR, Relegation, Relegation Day, Snake Plissken would escape from the Championship, Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce's fat head, Sunderland, Tactics Tim Sherwood will manage a team in the FA cup final, West Ham United | 1 Comment

The 2014/15 Premier League Quarterly Report – The Final Furlong

Posted on 23/03/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So this time I set myself a challenge – to try and keep this column under a word count that could be deemed excessive. I aimed for a limit of five thousand words, which is rather a lot. But then … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Johnson's Johnson, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Chuck D, Crystal Palace, Everton, Hull City, I hate doing this, I hate everything about you, I hate myself, I hate you, I now know how to upload GIFS to my blog - yay for me!, Jeremy Clarkson is a dickhead, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a facist self-loathing twatcunt, Newcastle United, QPR, Sean Dyche in a dyche, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The Final Furlong - or is it the Frontier?, The Premier League, The Premier League Quarterly Report, This is pish, Timmy's back!!!, Tony Pulis sleeps in a barn with his fucking skip hat on, Tottenham Hotspur, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United | 1 Comment

The 2014-15 Premier League Half Way Report

Posted on 05/01/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

First off, Happy New Year to one and all. Invariably it means we’ve reached the halfway point in this season’s Premier League. As per usual the first weekend of the New Year is reserved for the third round of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Angry, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fuck 2015, Hull City, I could've been playing FM2015 instead of writing this shite, In a bad mood, Leicester City, Liverpool, Managed to get my standard Scott Walker reference into a football piece, Manchester City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, No Wordpress I don't want to use the new fucking editor, Queens Park Rangers, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The 2015 Premier League Half Way Report, The Premier League, Too many tags again, Tottenham Hotspur, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Yeah I did put Pards in the title photo - so what? | 1 Comment

The 2014-15 Premier League Quarterly Report – The Quagmire Edition

Posted on 16/11/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Quagmire; noun 1. an area of miry or boggy ground whose surface yields under the tread; a bog. 2. a situation from which extrication is very difficult: a quagmire of financial indebtedness. 3. anything soft or flabby. As Jim Bowen would put it the English language is ‘super smashing great’ for variety, nuance, complexity and intrigue, but not so good when an enticing word doesn’t quite mean what you believe it … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Colin Wanker, Crystal Palace, Everton, Football, Gordon Gekko, Greed is Good, How many tags is too many?, Hull City, I might have Ebola, Jesse Pinkman, Jose Mourinho, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, November, QPR, Quagmire, Roy Hodgson, Southampton, Sports, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, Thatcherism, The Magic Roundabout, The Premier League, The Premier League Quarterly Report, This is late but I don't care, Tony Soprano, Tottenham Hotspur, Vines, Wayne Rooney, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, YouTube | 1 Comment