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The Premier League Quarterly Report 2015/16 – The Quarter Way Point

Posted on 21/10/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

And just like that we’re already at the quarter way point of the premier league. The speed with which time passes becomes truly frightening if you dwell on it, so let’s not. Usually by now we’ve passed the Panagea phase, … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged A load of nonsense, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Big Sam's back, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Leicester City, Less than 5000 words! Hell yeah!, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a twatcunt, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Premier League, Premier League 2015/16, Putting the 'ü' in Jürgen, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Sunderland are really shite, Swansea City, Tactics Tim, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Worst to First | Leave a comment

Brendan Rodgers – The perfect patsy.

Posted on 22/09/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

In my Premier League preview column I predicted that Liverpool would finish seventh, and argued that this was largely due to the ownership group of Liverpool, Fenway Sports Group, attempting to run a successful Ponzi scheme. I did so fully aware … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Arsenal, Barcelona, Brendan Rodgers, Captalist cunts, FSG, Istanbul, John Henry, Liverpool, Liverpool are now an also-ran, Luis Suarez, Made saved is money made, Patsy, Phil Coutinho, Ponzi scheme, Rafael Benitez, Raheem Sterling, Rust Cohle, Steven Gerrard | Leave a comment

The 2015/16 Premier League Preview

Posted on 06/08/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So here we go again, another Premier League season is about to begin. Usually this should induce a feeling of excitement as football’s one of the few things that manages to make the uncertain and uncertainty that is the future … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Alan Pardew is a genius at getting high class escorts to his pad, American sports are shit and so are their owners, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, If you have a life - don't read this, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Newcastle United, Norwich City, Ponzi Schemes, Premier League 2015/16, Premier League Preview, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The 2015/16 Premier League Preview, Tony Pulis is an artist, Tottenham Hotspur, Watford, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Word count: 9121 (I must be mad) | 1 Comment

The 2014/15 Premier League Quarterly Report – The Final Furlong

Posted on 23/03/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So this time I set myself a challenge – to try and keep this column under a word count that could be deemed excessive. I aimed for a limit of five thousand words, which is rather a lot. But then … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Johnson's Johnson, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Chuck D, Crystal Palace, Everton, Hull City, I hate doing this, I hate everything about you, I hate myself, I hate you, I now know how to upload GIFS to my blog - yay for me!, Jeremy Clarkson is a dickhead, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a facist self-loathing twatcunt, Newcastle United, QPR, Sean Dyche in a dyche, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The Final Furlong - or is it the Frontier?, The Premier League, The Premier League Quarterly Report, This is pish, Timmy's back!!!, Tony Pulis sleeps in a barn with his fucking skip hat on, Tottenham Hotspur, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United | 1 Comment

The 2014-15 Premier League Half Way Report

Posted on 05/01/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

First off, Happy New Year to one and all. Invariably it means we’ve reached the halfway point in this season’s Premier League. As per usual the first weekend of the New Year is reserved for the third round of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Angry, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fuck 2015, Hull City, I could've been playing FM2015 instead of writing this shite, In a bad mood, Leicester City, Liverpool, Managed to get my standard Scott Walker reference into a football piece, Manchester City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, No Wordpress I don't want to use the new fucking editor, Queens Park Rangers, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The 2015 Premier League Half Way Report, The Premier League, Too many tags again, Tottenham Hotspur, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United, Yeah I did put Pards in the title photo - so what? | 1 Comment