Tag Archives: FIFA

Replaying Dark Souls III – a beautiful mistake

Posted on 31/03/2024 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I fucked up. I use YouTube for music browsing, but on the odd occasion other “culture” videos recommended by the algorithm pique my interest. This time it was one of Limmy playing Dark Souls III. I shouldn’t have watched it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged Bloodborne, Dark Souls III, Elden Ring, Fandom, FIFA, Gamers, Grosse Point Blank, Limmy, Magic: The Gathering, Pulp Fiction, Reddit, Sad men in their forties, Sekiro, The Shawshank Redemption, Warhammer, YouTube | Leave a comment

My manifesto to save football from itself

Posted on 31/01/2022 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

It’s fitting that a significant section of society and its institutions should begin to emulate the behaviour of the government it elected. Still, while too many did, most didn’t vote for Boris Johnson. And no wonder, even before being elected … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Alexandre Gaydamak is a thief, An optimist pessimist and fatalist walk in to a bar, Arsenal, Aston Villa, before acting impulsively. Take Everton, Boris Johnnson, Brucie Bonus, Bundesliga, Cheating, Chelsea, Chris Wood £25m!, Commie, Coronavirus, Derby County, European Super League, Everton, Farhad Moshiri is clueless, FIFA, HMRC, Journalese clichés, Juventus, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mike Ashley is a fat bastard, Newcastle United, Omricon, Premier League, Professional sycophant Mike Riley, Shredding your prostate, Siriacha sauce, Spurs being Spurs, Sugar daddies, Sustainability, Trophy for finishing fourth in The Championship, VAR | Leave a comment

Hollow Knight – Metroidvania meets Masochism

Posted on 30/04/2019 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Until recently I’d never heard of the Metroidvania genre. In my defence, I’m only a casual ‘silver’ gamer. On average I game for about five or six hours a week. These aren’t enthusiast numbers, not even close. Down the years … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged Best Christmas song ever, Boiling piss, Casual 'Silver' gamer twat, Dark Souls, FIFA, Gaming, Godhome DLC, Heroin addiction, Life is Unfair and so is Hollow Knight's DLC, Masochism, Metroidvania, Moaning, Odds & Ends, Private Pyle is slimy Walrus looking piece of shit, Sesame Street, Team Cherry, The Nightmare King Grimm is a horrible bastard, Vanity | Leave a comment

The 2018 World Cup – but do I give a fuck?

Posted on 13/06/2018 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I’ve never experienced such disinterest on the eve of a World Cup before – and it’s made me wonder why. I refute that it’s due to Russia hosting it. Yes, there’s good reasons why that should matter; it’s a country … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, Sports | Tagged Apathy, Brexiter, Chainmail wearing twats, Champions League, Corruption, England, FIFA, Football, Harry Kane is a mouthbreather, Hope everyone enjoys regardless, International football is shite, Is it a geopolitical issue boobie?, jingoistic sneering, Judo master, Politics, Putin, Russia, Salisbury gripes, Scotland, Sports, tubthumping delusion, World Cup 2018, You reckon Putin's had a facelift? | Leave a comment

Luis Suarez and Giorgio Chiellini, what did you see?

Posted on 26/06/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So we’re in the midst of the best, most exciting, unpredictable World Cup in generations. Happy days, right? Nearly. On Tuesday during a match between Italy and Uruguay, an event occurred, which allowed a cultural malignancy to mushroom further. To … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Biting?, FIFA, Giorgio Chiellini, Introspection, Italy, Luis Suarez, Madeleine McCann, Princess Diana, September 9/11, Think for yourself, Uruguay, World Cup 2014 | 1 Comment