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The Premier League Preview 2025/26
Holy Jesus, Premier League football is back already and that means the summer is nearly over. I’ll confess I enjoyed the three-month break from organizing my schedule around live football. But now we’re back to normality – nine months of … Continue reading
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Yes, I’m trying to help everyone here. Abolish the January transfer window.
According to one study, 23% of people give up their New Year’s resolution by the first week, while 80% have quit by the time the calendar flips to February. Resolutions are silly, but we all have flaws and vices, so … Continue reading
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Tagged Andrew tate incel energy, Arsenal, Chelsea, Cunty banter watch-along content, Engagement farming, Enzo Maresca, Grim petrostates that behead people, It just isn't the same without 'Arry, January Transfer Window, Keep up with the Joneses, Kurt Gödel, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, New Year’s resolution, Not calling it fucking X, Patience is for cucks, Social media, The halcyon days of hanging out the car window, Transfer largesse, Twitter
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The Premier League Preview 2024/25
Normally I’d leave writing this until the eve of the Premier League season in mid-August. The rationale – it gave me the most time to assess the state of each team before making a prediction. The flaw has always remained … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bayern Munich, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton & Hove Albion, Bundesliga, Champions League, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Erik Ten Hag, Everton, Farmer's league, Fulham, Geopolitical toy, Idiotic fat-fuck American tourist running a football club, Ipswich Town, Jason Tindall is a Patrick Bateman knockoff, Jürgen Klopp, Juventus, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Martin Jol, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Pep Guardiola, Premier League, Premier League Preview 2024-25, PSR, Real Madrid, Ruud Gullit, Serie A, Southampton, Thursday Night Wankers, Todd “Burger Me” Boehly, Tottenham Hotspur, Transfer window winners, West Ham United, Whiner transfer obsessed fans on Twitter, Wolverhampton Wanderers
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