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Vote Yes For Scotland
Vote Yes for Scotland Is it a Yes or No? Or do you not know? Well to help you decide I’m here to provide A simple aside, That works as a guide To help you vote Yes for Scotland … Continue reading
Cunts In Cars
Cunts in cars Come in all shapes and guises; Transit Van men of several sizes, A boy racer with the cut off, He aint no David Hasselhoff Pushy parents on the school run In a Jeep, that weighs several tonne … Continue reading
A City Centre Christmas
Christmas in Glasgow city centre Meets the early evening grime; A department store’s cheap chime, Pawn shops punting their crime, Clocks providing the wrong time, That’s Christmas in the city centre Christmas in Glasgow city centre, The brakes of … Continue reading
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On A Bus
Waiting for a bus, On a winter morn. I meet the wind’s scorn, It sings as it starts to sting. The Sixty or Seventeen, Or even the Nineteen. I’ll take anything To be sitting on a bus. Stepping on … Continue reading
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I am Michael Gove
I am Michael Gove. Poor? I want you to turn off your stoves. Foreign? I want you to leave in your droves. The TUC? Strike? That would be great, To help me crush this blight of a nanny state. Because … Continue reading
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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
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