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Scotland’s Lament
This is Scotland’s lament On the 18th of September Hope pitched its tent, In George Square Thousands went there Hoping for fanfare, Only to meet a nightmare When Clackmannanshire went Now all we’ll remember, Is Yes’s fading ember During the … Continue reading
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A Poem About Nothing/Scenes From A Popular Culture
You know, I’m trying to write But try as I might, it’s all shite Instead, I’ll consign some time, While I’m still in my prime On a poem about nothing Or of nothing, about something But I can’t think of … Continue reading
Gibberish Rhymes For Insane Times
I’ve got gibberish rhymes, For these insane times A green antelope Looks forwards, But walks backwards Up a slope Is this a trope? Or are you on dope? Is it okay to say innit? If you eat a … Continue reading
Looking For Inspiration
I’m a writer, looking for inspiration Hoping to avoid the grisly realisation, That stark desperation And impending frustration, At my imagination’s constipation, Which is blocking inspiration So I try to find inspiration By looking at the trees Growing their … Continue reading
Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
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