Category Archives: Sports

Why the Premier League should be contracted.

My plan to save the Premier League from the inevitably of its evolution. There’s that analogy, often inappropriately used – adapt, and survive, or don’t, and you won’t. So how does this apply to the Premier League? I see it … Continue reading

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The Premier League Half Way Report

If you’re familiar with my previous Premier League update (links here, here and here), unlikely, but it was worth a shot, you will know of my complete contempt for the Premiership’s overarching ethos of greed is good, the condescending way … Continue reading

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The Premiership Quarterly Report – Part Three

Here are the links for part One and Two, where I reviewed the riff-raff and the bloated middle class of the Premier League, or you can just scroll down, either way you’re a lazy bastard. Right, so we’ve finally reached … Continue reading

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The Premiership Quarterly Report – Part Two

Yesterday I looked at the Riff-Raff of the Premier League, today it’s the varying degrees and forms of middle class existence. I bet you can’t wait, so without further ado: Midtable Mediocrity ASTON VILLA Current League Position: 14th Pre-season Prediction: 14th … Continue reading

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The Premiership Quarterly Report – Part One

We’re a quarter of the way through the Premier League season, and at this point we start to get a reasonably accurate idea of who’s what and who’s not…well, particularly good. One of my vices is watching football, sadly, and … Continue reading

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