Tag Archives: SNP

Is there anything worth voting for in 2024?

Posted on 30/06/2024 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

The first General Election I could vote in was 2001. I voted for Labour, then Tony Blair went all Henry Kissinger in 2003. Despite this the dangled carrot of Scottish Independence has kept me engaged. Until now. With no prospect … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Alastair Campbell, “Sir” Keir Starmer, Dr David Kelly, General Election, God Save The Queen, Greens, Join a union, Labour, Liberal Democrats, Mr. Brexit, NHS, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage is a cunttwat, Not Voting, Peter Mandelson is Jeffrey Epstein’s mate, Reform, SNP, The Sex Pistols, Tony Blair, Tories, Trainspotting, Trumpian huckster, Wee Jimmy Krankie, Wes Streeting has Blairite cunt in his DNA, Westminster slags, Woke | Leave a comment

How to play the long game in 2019, just wait

Posted on 30/01/2019 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Last spring I wanted the SNP to agitate for another independence referendum then and there. It would’ve been as catastrophically ill-judged as Brexit’s turning out to be. Can you keep the heid while your opponent loses theirs and parse things … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Alex Salmond, Brexit, Britishness, EU, Good Friday Agreement, Hitler, Jeremy Corbyn is a useless twat, Keep the Heid, No Deal, Northern Ireland, Omnishambles is a great word, People’s Vote, Pink Elephant, Rab C Nesbitt, Scotland, SNP, The Heebie Jeebie, Waiting, Wales | 1 Comment

Just get on with it

Posted on 26/04/2018 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

That’s a message from me to the SNP. Between quagmire of Brexit and the inevitable omnishambolic results of the UK government getting involved in Syria, primarily, you suspect, as a distraction from the former, a sense of urgency has developed … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, EDL, EU, Holyrood, Independence, Indy Ref 2, omnishambolic, Pound Shop Enoch Powell is a great insult, psephology, SNP, SNP and many Yes voters need to grow some cojones, Syria, Terrible banner but I couldn't find anything better, Tories, Tory Bastards, Unionists, urgency, Waiting for Godot, Westminster, Yes | 1 Comment

You stupid bastards

Posted on 12/06/2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

The only thing sillier than predicting the future is the future itself. Now maybe that’s been said before, in fact it probably has, though perhaps slightly differently. I’ve probably read it and it’s been lodged in the ever shrinking subconscious … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Buckfast Brexit, Corbynism is more popular than Blairism, DUP Teletubbies hate Catholics, Election 2017, Euthanise your ringpiece cancer with Vindaloo, Good Riddance to UKIP, Indyref2 is dead on Twitter until the Brexit negotiations start, Kezia Dugdale is a waste of skin, Let's carpet bomb rural Aberdeenshire and Perthshire, Michael Gove to shaft Aberdeenshire Fishermen and Farmers - silver linings and all that, Neo-liberal Labourites tactically voting Tory might be the stupidest people ever, No Surrender to Gerry Adams' beard, Past my Logan's Run point, Politics, Ruth Davidson is a pound-shop Donald Trump, Scottish Labour *shakes head*, SNP, St. Ninians in Knightswood is a Catholic school - no comment, The Fall, The kids are alright, The Who, Theresa May would've died at the start of Game Of Thrones, Tory Bastards, UK, You stupid bastards, Your Future Our Clutter | Leave a comment

Please vote against UKIP and the Tory bastards

Posted on 06/06/2017 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Look, I know there’s nothing more tiresome than blogging a condescending plea, on top of being bombarded by all those fucking tweets begging you to vote, especially if you believe, and justifiably in some cases, that it won’t change much … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Brexit, Brexit nonces, Corbyn, Do the right thing, Don't be a wanker on Thursday, Don't vote for Labour in scotland cos they're fucking shitebags, General Election, Get rid of Theresa May, Guardian claptrap, Howard Beale was prophetic, Lib Dems, Make Cannabis Legal, Mini-Farage Elephant men, More rubbish writing from me, Nonces, Shitefest, SNP, Tory Bastards, Ukip bastards | Leave a comment