Tag Archives: Nigel Farage

The Telly Is Shite

Posted on 28/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I really shouldn’t give a toss But the telly is fucking dross I brace myself, pick up the remote Land on a soap; generic, inchoate And immediately my thoughts float, Like Libyans fleeing on a leaky boat Switch over to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged Bargain Cunt, BBC, BBC bias, BBC Four, Crap Poetry, Crap Poetry Corner, Dale Winton's tan, Gary Neville, I smell shite, Jamie Carragher, Jeremy Kyle, Katie Hopkins, Labour, Libyans, Long and crappy poem, Long and Ranty, Louis Theroux, Masterchef, Mastercunts?, Michael Portillo on a train, MTV needs to be put down, Newsnight, Newswipe, Niall Quinn's never had an original thought in his entire life, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage & Jeremy Kyle doing it with style, Ranty, Ray Winstone's massive fucking head, schadenfreude, Sky, Syrians, Telly, That fucking meerkat advert, Tories, Transgender kids, UKIP, X-Factor indoctrination | Leave a comment

Smearing Sturgeon

Posted on 09/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

With the General Election only a month away, expect a failing fourth estate that’s entirely reliant on sustaining the British electorate’s loyalty to Westminster’s conventions and structures, to throw copious amounts of shit at her and the SNP. The recent … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Alex DeLarge, Alistiar Carmichael, BBC, Braw Welsh accents, Captain Kirk, David Cameron, Ed Miliband, Frank Bruno, Hillsborough, Holyrood, I smell shite, James Cook, Karen Dunbar, Kelvin McKenzie is a cunt, Labour, Leanne Wood, LET THEM DIE!, Lib Dems, Lying bastards, Natalie Bennett, Nationalists, NHS, Nick Clegg, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, Peter Oborne, Phone hacking, Plaid Cymru, Print Journalism is dying, Scottish Office, Self-interest, Smears, SNP, Terence Davies, Thatcherism, The Daily Mail, The French can be trusted, The scum newspaper, The Telegraph, Too many tags, Tories, Twitter, Unionists, William Shatner, Yes I did have to look up how 'Plaid Cymru' was spelled | Leave a comment

Why I’m voting Yes.

Posted on 15/09/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I’ve been writing steadily for about seven years now. Not for one second do I think I’m good, or even average at it. It can be hard to offer an honest, objective appraisal of one’s own work, and really, being … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Alan Bennett, Alex Salmond, Better Together, David Cameron, Ed Miliband, Edinburgh, George Galloway, George Monbiot, Glasgow, Gordon Brown, I'm voting Yes, Imperial masters, Labour, LibLabCon, London, Nigel Farage, No Thanks, NuLabour, Scottish Greens, Scottish Independence, Scottish Socialists, SNP, Star Wars, Vote Yes, Westminster, Yes, Yes campaign, Yes for Scotland | 2 Comments

UKIP’s rise? We’re all to blame.

Posted on 08/06/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I voted in the European Elections at my local polling station, the Gairbraid Church Hall in Maryhill. Having never been in it before I fully expected the interior to be transformed into a sparse state of temporary surrogacy, the mildly … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged BNP, Britain First, David Cameron, David Coburn, Ed Milliband, European Elections, General Election, Labour, Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage, Politics, Question Time, Scottish Independence, Thatcher, Thatcherism, The BBC, Tories, UKIP | Leave a comment