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The Premier League Preview 2020/21
Just as you didn’t need Covid-19 to return, here’s the return of my rubbish Premier League Preview column. Still, take some small amount of solace in this – Covid-19 has upset the established order of things, and my preview column … Continue reading
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Song Of The Day – Around The Way Girl by LL Cool J
From the album ‘Mama Said Knock You Out’ (1990)
Song Of The Day – Otis by The Durutti Column
From the album ‘Vini Reilly’ (1989)
The only thing duller than a dull job is the process of looking for one.
Pre Covid-19 you could picture it, possibly you lived it; bank after bank of desks in a bank, the low hum of the air-con recycling air contaminated by various body odours, an indeterminately hushed conversation in the near distance, ‘I’m … Continue reading
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Song Of the Day – My Own Version Of You by Bob Dylan
From the album ‘Rough and Rowdy Ways’ (2020)
Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
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