Tag Archives: Keep the Heid
The only thing duller than a dull job is the process of looking for one.
Pre Covid-19 you could picture it, possibly you lived it; bank after bank of desks in a bank, the low hum of the air-con recycling air contaminated by various body odours, an indeterminately hushed conversation in the near distance, ‘I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Odds & Ends
Tagged Chartered accountants doing Data Entry, Cilla Black friend zoners, Gis a job - I can do that, Him from Phoenix Nights, I lack a lack of self-awareness, Jobseeker, Keep the Heid, Microsoft Teams, My hideous face on Zoom makes you think you're on shrooms, Pimped by CV, Pre Covid-19, Self harming while doing an online typing test is a bad idea, Shitty knock-off Mark Rothko’s, Sleaford Mods, Snuff porn with Jimmy Saville’s corpse, Software developer foetuses, Take Me Out, The scrapheap of Excel spreadsheets, Universal Credit 'is meant to be shite - or people might use it', Yosser Hughes, Zoom
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How to play the long game in 2019, just wait
Last spring I wanted the SNP to agitate for another independence referendum then and there. It would’ve been as catastrophically ill-judged as Brexit’s turning out to be. Can you keep the heid while your opponent loses theirs and parse things … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged Alex Salmond, Brexit, Britishness, EU, Good Friday Agreement, Hitler, Jeremy Corbyn is a useless twat, Keep the Heid, No Deal, Northern Ireland, Omnishambles is a great word, People’s Vote, Pink Elephant, Rab C Nesbitt, Scotland, SNP, The Heebie Jeebie, Waiting, Wales
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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 
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