Category Archives: Politics
Is there anything worth voting for in 2024?
The first General Election I could vote in was 2001. I voted for Labour, then Tony Blair went all Henry Kissinger in 2003. Despite this the dangled carrot of Scottish Independence has kept me engaged. Until now. With no prospect … Continue reading
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Tagged Alastair Campbell, “Sir” Keir Starmer, Dr David Kelly, General Election, God Save The Queen, Greens, Join a union, Labour, Liberal Democrats, Mr. Brexit, NHS, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage is a cunttwat, Not Voting, Peter Mandelson is Jeffrey Epstein’s mate, Reform, SNP, The Sex Pistols, Tony Blair, Tories, Trainspotting, Trumpian huckster, Wee Jimmy Krankie, Wes Streeting has Blairite cunt in his DNA, Westminster slags, Woke
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Why the latest Israel and Hamas conflict has convinced me to quit Twitter for good
Malcolm X’s famous quote is roughly sixty years old, but even he would be astonished by social media’s corrosiveness on political discourse. The nasty, polarised response online to this new round of Israeli-Palestine hostility has clarified that all media platforms … Continue reading
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Tagged Al-Alhi, Channel 4, Christopher Hitchens, Gaza, Hamas, IDF, Israel, Joe Biden, Keir Starmer, LBC, Malcolm X, Not calling Twitter X, Palestine, Sam Harris, Twitter
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Please, ChatGPT, save us
Avoiding the news means not using your phone or computer at all. Given how ninety-nine percent of us live and work in the West, that’s a tricky task. How the news is delivered is irritating because there’s so much of … Continue reading
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Tagged 10 years of blogging shite, AI, Andrew Tate, Billy Bragg, Boris Johnson, ChatGPT, Chicken Vindaloo, Fuck off carrot, Human extinction, Life coach bollocks, Michelle Mone would steal an ice cream cone, Mick Lynch, News, Panda, Roger Waters, Salem Witch Trials, Saudi Arabia, SkyNet, We all died in a crap submarine
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Hey, SNP, do your job
Solitude defined by internet use is a blight on our mental stability. Having succumbed, I know that only introspection and self-control can recover a stable equilibrium. Speaking of which, the SNP need an intervention. They have forgotten that their purpose, … Continue reading
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Tagged 4Chan, A Serbian Film, Brexit, Corbynistic, Furries, Gender Recognition Reform bill, Godot is a tardy cunt, Greens are on greenies, Hentai porn, Independence, Jame Gumb, Jimmy Saville, Nicola Sturgeon, Orwellian, Politics, Scotland, Scots, Self-ID, The SNP, Tories, Uwe Boll, Was made to study Samuel Beckett at school and I hated it, Westminster
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The Queen may be dead, just don’t expect the Monarchy to follow
I recall ridiculing the discombobulation and the unhinged commentary in the immediate aftermath of the eleventh of September attacks, with the understanding that in their shoes I’d be similarly shell-shocked. Even comedians lost their shit and demanded instant retribution. When … Continue reading
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Tagged Afghanistan, BBC, Brexit, Brown Bread, Central Committee, Christopher Hitchens, City of London, Cocaine, Daily Mail readers are the scum of the earth, David Starkey is a sad cunt, Diana Princess of Wales, Five French Republics already!, Howard Stern, Iraq, Kawasaki, Last days of Rome, Lenin, Limmy, Mao's Cultural Revolution, Massive Attack, Meghan Markle, Monarchy, MournHub, Nae football for the plebs, Patriot Act, Prince Andrew is a nonce, Queen Lizzie, The Queen, The Queen Is Dead, The Queen was dead down to earth at a charity do once, The Smiths, Trevor Noah, Westminster Hall, Wicker Man rituals with Mojitos, World Trade Center, Ze Germans
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