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Parroted

Posted on 25/01/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Got the call about half eleven, bloody landline, nothing that could be done about it. She used it intentionally I reckon. She wanted me to come over, didn’t say why. Sounded well pissed off and demanded it be now, obviously. … Continue reading →

Posted in Fiction | Tagged Acid, Caged, Coronation Street, Facebook, Fiction, Fruity, Futility, I'll admit - I had a blast writing this, Intellectuals, Jeremy Kyle, Mars bars, Morons, Nan, Parrot, Parroted, Short Story, Stupidity, Superglued fingers, Trippy, Twitter | Leave a comment

Ten of Hearts

Posted on 25/10/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Ten Of Hearts When I saw the Ten of Hearts lying on the top step of my doorstep I should’ve been suspicious. The card was placed meticulously with the intent of perfect asymmetry. Live in the city, particularly the city, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fiction | Tagged Birthday, Esther Rantzen, Fiction, Katie Hopkins, Revenge, Talkshow, Ten of Hearts, Trash telly, Twiteratti trolls, Twitter, YouTube | Leave a comment

The miserable truth behind Sky’s coverage of ‘Transfer Deadline Day’ (Revisited).

Posted on 28/08/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

This is a reposting of an article I wrote in the build-up to Sky’s coverage of Transfer Deadline Day last summer. As expected Transfer Deadline Day managed to be addictive, compelling and amateurish, occasionally at the same time. You can … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Charlie Webster, Football, Gordon Gekko, Jim White, Kate Abdo, Kirsty Gallacher mmmm, Misery Loves Company, Sky Sports, Sky Sports HQ, Sports, Totaliser Gimp, Transfer Deadline Day, Transfer Gimp, Twitter | Leave a comment

A Poem About Nothing/Scenes From A Popular Culture

Posted on 07/08/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

You know, I’m trying to write But try as I might, it’s all shite Instead, I’ll consign some time, While I’m still in my prime On a poem about nothing Or of nothing, about something But I can’t think of … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged Andy Warhol, Clyde River, Crap Poetry Corner, Fat bastards, Gaza, Gluttony, Heinz, Hypocrisy, Mediocre Existentialism, My worst one yet?, Popular culture, Shit Tattoos, Skinny Jeans, Syria, Twitter, Vanity | Leave a comment

The bombing of Gaza must stop, but so should the pornographication of the victims.

Posted on 29/07/2014 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

When it comes to Israel indiscriminately killing Palestinian civilians in Gaza, there are times when doing nothing is more constructive than doing something. I’ll preface this article by saying that my knowledge of the tension and conflicts that have occurred … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Benjamin Netanyahu, BNP, Gaza, Hamas, Israel, Nazism, Palestine, Pornographication of victims, Protesting, Twitter, UKIP, Zionism | Leave a comment