Winter with friends in a country park
At a pond; with an ice sheet wedge
First steps taken, safely to the edge
“Dare you to walk on it”. Says a bright spark
Fully confident I relent: “Yeah I will.”
“Prove it!” A chill comes over the ice sill
I take a second step into the breach
Foot locked in midair, frozen in fear
Surely it’s not deep? But it’s not clear
I hesitate; my leg extends its reach
Planted lightly, press, ice burdened, it’s worked, yes!
Crack. My leg lands with a thud against stones and mud
The shock clamps my leg down, in the surging cold flood
Their laughing stops. They shriek at my duress
“Oh no, what have yae done!?”
“Help us out, before my leg goes numb!”
Yanked out, the snow cushions my bum
“You better no tell your mum”
“We havenae had a snow fight yet, no one!”
So I carry on in silence. Walking now a chore
That squelching sensation; just like the step before
Their sly looks prevent me from revealing the blunder
Do I bear it, or confess, and face their thunder?
Misery makes me relent
I tell mum about my shoe’s extra content
Snow balls are fired at me in resentment
“But my foot feels like cement!”
“You did what? You stupid boy.” Scolds mum
“Oh son, your foot’s purple like a plum!”
“Right, that’s it. We’re off home everyone”
“Just great, now you’ve spoiled oor fun”
At the car’s boot
They laugh, doing a nosy
As I put on a large welly
But I don’t give a hoot
I know soon, I’ll be cosy
In front of the telly