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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard. 'Mediocre blogger and a piously boring and unfunny writer'. Enthusiastic purveyor of the KLF sheep.

The Telly Is Shite

Posted on 28/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

I really shouldn’t give a toss But the telly is fucking dross I brace myself, pick up the remote Land on a soap; generic, inchoate And immediately my thoughts float, Like Libyans fleeing on a leaky boat Switch over to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crap Poetry Corner | Tagged Bargain Cunt, BBC, BBC bias, BBC Four, Crap Poetry, Crap Poetry Corner, Dale Winton's tan, Gary Neville, I smell shite, Jamie Carragher, Jeremy Kyle, Katie Hopkins, Labour, Libyans, Long and crappy poem, Long and Ranty, Louis Theroux, Masterchef, Mastercunts?, Michael Portillo on a train, MTV needs to be put down, Newsnight, Newswipe, Niall Quinn's never had an original thought in his entire life, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage & Jeremy Kyle doing it with style, Ranty, Ray Winstone's massive fucking head, schadenfreude, Sky, Syrians, Telly, That fucking meerkat advert, Tories, Transgender kids, UKIP, X-Factor indoctrination | Leave a comment

Song Of The Day – Warum Ist Alles So Schnell Passiert? by Jiri Kantor

Posted on 26/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

From the album ‘Endless House’ (2011)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged 2011, Beautiful music for an engrossing mythology, Bialowieska Forest, Borrowed nostalgia created in the 70's, Dramatic Records, Eastern bloc, Endless House, Endless House Foundation, Fictitious, Jiri Kantor, Kraftwerk inspired, Synth, Warum Ist Alles So Schnell Passiert? | Leave a comment

Song Of The Day – Carina Sayles by Palmbomen

Posted on 24/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

From the album ‘Palmbomen II’ (2015)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged 2015, Brand new, Carina Sayles, Dutch, Help me - I can't switch out of this shitty new editor, Palmbomen, Palmbomen II, Song Of The Day, Tai Chi | Leave a comment

Why and how too many Liverpool fans are in a perpetual state of self-made denial.

Posted on 18/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

After last season’s thrills, spills and ultimate belly ache there were high expectations heading into the new season. But Liverpool’s season has been a disheartening, disjointed, limp mess. With six league games left their chances of finishing in the top … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Lallana, Andy Gray, Barcelona, Bill Shankly, Bland, Brendan Rodgers, Champions League, Chelsea, Contrarian behaviour, Craven, Daniel Agger, Daniel Sturridge, Disappointment, Football eh?, Gillett & Hicks, If Dejan Lovren was a horse he'd have been shot by now, John Henry, Jordan Henderson, Jose Mourinho is a twatcunt - okay that isn't related I just wanted to say it, LFC, Life is unfair. Kill yourself or get over it, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Manchester City, Money money money, Myopia, Oligarchs, Phil Coutinho footwork genius, Premier League, Rafael Benitez, Raheem Sterling, Richard "Missing Link" Keys, Sheikh yar booty baby!, Southampton, Steven Gerrard, The Blame Game, Transfer committees, Under 2500 words! | Leave a comment

Song Of The Day – Part I & II by Black Swan

Posted on 17/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

From the album ‘Black Swan (In 8 Movements)’ (2010)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged 2010, Ambient, And relax, Black Swan, Black Swan (In 8 Movements), Drone, Old & New, Part I & II, Song Of The Day | Leave a comment