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Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard. 'Mediocre blogger and a piously boring and unfunny writer'. Enthusiastic purveyor of the KLF sheep.

So yeah, the Jeremy Clarkson thingy? As you were.

Posted on 01/04/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

Jeremy Clarkson is a celebrity, and a cunt, and like most celebrity cunts he has a large number of detractors and supporters. Using the chicken and egg analogy and or theorem, you can spend endless hours arguing whether Clarkson is … Continue reading →

Posted in Odds & Ends | Tagged A Fool for April Fools' Day?, Aston Martin, BBC, Cuntish behaviour, Futility, Go into work and smack someone, It's okay to like Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Clarkson, Jezza, Michael Jackson, Top Gear, TV, Vietnam, We're all hypocrites - so get over it | 1 Comment

Song Of The Day – Sparky’s Dream by Teenage Fanclub

Posted on 30/03/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

From the album ‘Grand Prix’ (1995)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged 90's, Bellhill's best, Grand Prix, Melody makers, Poptastic, Scottish, Song Of The Day, Sparky's Dream, Teenage Fanclub | Leave a comment

Song Of The Day – Unhappy by Jam City

Posted on 28/03/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

From the album ‘Dream A Garden’ (2015)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged 2015, Borrowed from the 80's, Brand new, Dream A Garden, Jack Latham, Jam City, Reckon he should be very happy with this, Song Of The Day, Synthy, Unhappy | Leave a comment

The 2014/15 Premier League Quarterly Report – The Final Furlong

Posted on 23/03/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

So this time I set myself a challenge – to try and keep this column under a word count that could be deemed excessive. I aimed for a limit of five thousand words, which is rather a lot. But then … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Johnson's Johnson, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Burnley, Chelsea, Chuck D, Crystal Palace, Everton, Hull City, I hate doing this, I hate everything about you, I hate myself, I hate you, I now know how to upload GIFS to my blog - yay for me!, Jeremy Clarkson is a dickhead, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Mourinho is a facist self-loathing twatcunt, Newcastle United, QPR, Sean Dyche in a dyche, Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland, Swansea City, The Final Furlong - or is it the Frontier?, The Premier League, The Premier League Quarterly Report, This is pish, Timmy's back!!!, Tony Pulis sleeps in a barn with his fucking skip hat on, Tottenham Hotspur, West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United | 1 Comment

Song Of The Day – Liveable Shit by Sleaford Mods

Posted on 22/03/2015 by Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard

From the album ‘Divide And Exit’ (2014)

Posted in Song Of The Day | Tagged 2014, Divide And Exit, Liveable Shit, Lou Reed was from Shoreditch, Nottingham, Off the cuff stuff, Sleaford Mods, Song Of The Day, St George's flag twat, Three months of rain | 1 Comment